Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “To Prevent Future Vandalizing of Historic Landmarks, President Obama…”

Click here to see if you made the cut.

If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.

If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.

NOTE: The commenting system at NP isn’t the most intuitive thing around, but there’s actually an easy way to use it. Try this:

After you type your comment, click the down-arrow next to “Comment as” and select “Name/URL”

In the resulting dialog box, just type in your name and click “Continue”. It’s perfectly ok to leave the URL field blank if:

a) You don’t have a blog
b) You’re in a hurry
c) You’re feeling lazy
d) You’re being hunted by the NSA for revealing sensitive information related to a domestic spying program and you fear the government may be monitoring the comments at NP