So apparently there were a bunch of Hitlers in Ohio. You’re probably saying, “Yeah, okay, makes sense.” But here’s the thing: Apparently there once was such a person as “Dr. Gay Hitler” …who was born to George Washington Hitler!
I don’t have a joke here. It just seems like something people should know. That Dr. Gay Hitler was a real person.
Man, I can just imagine what would happen if Dr. Gay Hitler and George Washington Hitler teamed up. My guess is that Dr. Gay Hitler would be some sort of flamboyant mad scientist and that George Washington Hitler would be someone with the military leadership of George Washington but the evil of Hitler (and also had wooden teeth). Probably in some alternate universe Dr. Gay Hitler and George Washington Hitler did take over the world — unless Chuck Norris Patton stopped them.
Oh-My-Godwin’s Law: if you reference Gay Hitler in an argument, you automatically win.
Gay Hitler’s autobiography: Mein Camp!
Gay Hitler’s symbol: the S.W.A.K.stika.
Dr. Gay Hitler’s credo: the Hip Autocratic Oath.
In that universe the Poles invaded Hitler.
Not mentioned in the story: Girl Hitler, Dog Hitler, and (the ultimate evil) Stalin Hitler.
Heh, heh; I recall from the American Heritage Picture History of World War II that when the US declared war on Germany 48 men in America changed their names from “Adolf Hitler” to something else; a 49th did not “saying in effect,” (as I recall the phrasing) “let the other guy change his.”
♫ Les boys do cabaret
Les boys are glad to be gay
They’re not afraid now
Disco bar in Germany
Les boys are glad to be
Upon parade now
Les boys got leather straps
Les boys got SS caps
… ♫
Mark Knopfler
George Washington Hitler probably teamed up with the Marquis de Sade Lafayette. He fought at Fuhrerbunker Hill, and chopped down the Jerry tree to test his axe’s powers. (Boooooo!)
Chuck Norris Patton. Frank, you’re just making this stuff up to make me laugh.
Naturally, he became a dentist.
@10 – When you said dentist, I thought you were referencing this:
Oy! That is not safe. And on a scale from gay to hitler, it’s pretty much just hitler.
Thanks for mentioning it, Harvey! I’ve never seen that movie.
@12 – Bad news… that was the best part of the movie, right there. I watched the rest of the movie just so that that video clip would make sense, but it was only barely worth the effort.
Argh. Thanks for the head’s up! Saved me a couple of hours.
Dr. Gay Hitler: gives two meanings to the term “medical experimentation.”