You know what’s up with the ex-girlfriend of Kim Jong-un? Nothing. She’s dead.
According to reports, Hyon Song-wol was executed a little over a week ago.
That’s the difference between the United States and North Korea. Their dictator’s ex-girlfriend? Shot by a firing squad. Ours’? Never existed.
And that’s what makes America great. It used to be that someone without a real job and with imaginary friends would be wandering the streets pushing a shopping cart. Today, that same person can sit in the Oval Office.
For some reason, though, I’m not comforted by that.
Are you saying, “she’s dead, Jim?”
You no like-y me? I shot you dead! Break-ups are really rough in the DPRK.
Wingnuthead’s girlfriend was raped and murdered in Benghazi.
In other news, Divorce Attorneys are among the starving in North Korea.
From the article:
“Kim Jong-un has been viciously eliminating anyone who he deems a challenge to his authority.” The executions “show that he is fixated on consolidating his leadership.”
Wonder if Obama will start getting ideas if he reads this story. A bit Stalin like.
She’s pinin’ for the fjords.