I am a programmer! I command computers like Aquaman commands fish! And as he gets weaker away from water, same with me and coffee.
Why are we talking about going to war with Syria? We haven’t even solved the Ben Affleck as Batman problem yet.
Every morning I wake up and piss excellence because of all that excellence I drank the night before that my body was unable to absorb.
If you have angst, writing a song about it is a horrible solution.
Frank J. 2016: I Piss Excellence!
Frank, you’re either drinking too much or not enough.
excellence Frank_J(coffee)
{
…
}
Of course, everything that FrankJ returns is excellence, regardless of the input. I so i’m told…
Yeah that really made it sound like the coffee is how the excellence gets into Frank in the first place, as in how the limited absorption rate means drinking more coffee results in pissing out more excellence.
Aquaman: ‘hey all the guppies showed up where’s the swordfish’
Frank: ‘he had a segfault and we’re busy debugging him.’
But we have solved the “the Ben Affleck as Batman problem.” Ben Affleck is Batman and they’re both dancing queens.
FrankJ 2016: Even his kidneys have stones, and not those kind of stones.
“Why are we talking about going to war with Syria? We haven’t even solved the Ben Affleck as Batman problem yet.”
Adam West wakes up and finds it was all a dream