I’ve designed a new system to quickly move sewage called the Hyperpoop.

Daughter watching Caillou and learning the very important lesson to not discriminate against ringette because it’s a lot like hockey.

I don’t know if I want my child learning Canadian values.

“I see one problem with air travel: Black people could use it.”
“We’ll ask for photo IDs before letting people on a plane; that’ll stop ’em.”

I saw a blog post where Krugman showed genuine interest in a different point of view; I think the NYT has been hacked.

So Obama may not be completely effective against terrorists, but he gets results on guys who make YouTube videos and rodeo clowns.

Maybe the site committed suicide rather than post another Maureen Dowd column.

So basically there was no rodeo clown regulation until recently. No wonder this country has fallen so much.

Interesting EA is giving all the proceeds of the new Humble Bundle to charity. All just a trick to get us to use their Origin software, I think.

When I first saw “Humble Origin Bundle” I thought it was going to be a bunch of Ultima games.

What’s happening to Jesse Jackson’s family would be devastating if I held them in any esteem whatsoever.

Point of Order: So is wearing a mask of the president is now “blackface”? Why do we tolerate stores selling that mask then?

When you being to think conversation about racism can’t get any dumber…

Will you need to show a photo ID to ride the Hyperloop?

So was it a rodeo clown wearing an Obama mask that’s presided over this miserable economy or was it the real one? I don’t think we’ll ever know for sure.

So was the rodeo clown arrested under anti-blasphemy laws?

Won’t someone stand up to the powerful rodeo clowns on behalf of our impotent president!

It’s time to have a national conversation on rodeos and clowns.

Don’t look at it as a horrible job market; look at it as Obama’s revenge on fired rodeo clowns.

I judge you based on what level you’ve reached in Candy Crush.

Never gotten the impression Obama has a particular affinity for any part of the 1st Amendment.

Obama seems to treat both the 1st and 2nd Amendments as nuisances he’s learned to tolerate to some degree.

There will be female soldier in the new Call of Duty multiplayer, a victory for feminism and for people who like shooting women.

Feminism in video games is weird. “If I can’t violently kill women along with men, that’s sexist!”

Eh. I have bad ping with my internet provider. It will be women violently killing me.