So can you make a summer blockbuster movie without explosions in it, or is that a bit like writing a whole novel without using the letter e?
I try to be a compassionate conservative, but I laugh any time I see a poor person fall down. It’s funny because they don’t have healthcare!
People think Republicans want to control women by limiting abortion? That’s stupid. If we wanted to control women, we’d use shock collars.
It’s a good idea for Republicans to start preparing today to be disappointed by their 2016 presidential candidate.
Do transgenders and feminists get in arguments about whether gender differences are just a social construct?
When writing a left-wing AI, make sure the if statement for outrage includes “&& HelpsMyPolitics”.
Actually, to be more technical, it should be like “&& DetermineHelpPolitics(incident)”
You could simulate about 90% left-wing arguing by looking for key words and returning stock phrases. “It’s only a tax cut for the rich!”
I should write that program, combine with voice software, and add to plush doll. Pocket Liberal! Who wouldn’t want one?
I figure my wife and I need to make at least three kids or we’re not even really competing in this evolution game.
“I don’t know anything about Gosnell; tee-hee, I’m just a girl.” -Abortion Barbie
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion We could solve all our problems with punitive taxes on being poor.
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion Doctor Gay Hitler had some good ideas (mainly about dental hygiene).
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion All my political opinions are popular.
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion Never really got the big rush to replace the Articles of Confederacy.
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion I’d rather voter turnout be even lower than it usually is.
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion Whining isn’t speech and shouldn’t be protected by the 1st Amendment.
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion Almost no one in this country has an actual problem.
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion The best way to stop all the fake outrage would be to bring back dueling.
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion The introduction of modern contraception has overall had a negative effect on society.
I mean really; out of wedlock births went up after contraception became available; overall it’s been a complete failure.
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion America is a country of 300 million whiny, entitled, rich kids.
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion It’s too hard to starve to death in this country.
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion It would be better for science if no layman was “pro-science.”
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion Hate to contradict you, Dundee, but that was in fact a knife.
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion Too many people “own” houses.
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion Looking at current financial crises, Potter was actually the hero of It’s a Wonderful Life.
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion Every popular musician or group is hugely overrated.
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion Rich people contribute enough to society that they shouldn’t have to also pay for your retirement/health care.
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion I liked The Postman.
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion The rich’s fair share is absolutely nothing.
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion Everyone was thinking exactly what Rush said about Sandra Fluke.
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion I waste too much time not playing Candy Crush.
#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion Executive meddling often leads to a better product.
The Kevin Costner film The Postman? The novella was much better; but in fairness, I think I’ve only caught parts of it.
frank j 2016: promote civility, bring back dueling
Hmm…a logical collilary (sp., sorry) of “an armed society is a polite society.”
I loved the book The Postman; haven’t got around to watching to movie. “Il Postino” indeed!
Potter’s opinions on home ownership definitely seem more wise than those of the last few presidents we’ve had. I don’t agree with him about the “garlic-eaters”. I love garlic! Also the grand theft he commits kind of sucks.
But Potter would be stealing from all of us now — he’d be too big to fail, so he’d get cheap government money. A lot more expensive than just ripping off old Uncle Drunky.
I thought the Geezinslaws said there was a five-dollar fine for whining! So whining is not “free” speech — it’s $5 speech!
And you’re right, it was a knife. But it wasn’t a knife knife.
I think it is more likely to write a novel without using the letter e than it is to have a blockbuster, summer or otherwise, without explosions.
I think #ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion should be a new feature.
“#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion I liked The Postman.”
That explains a lot!
Do transgenders and feminists get in arguments about whether gender differences are just a social construct?
Yes. Acrimonious ones. They try to avoid it where conservatives will see, though.