Straight Line of the Day: A New Study Shows That Fruit Juice Is Worse for You Than Soda. Also Worse Than Fruit Juice…

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A new study shows that fruit juice is worse for you than soda. Also worse than fruit juice…

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  1. A New Study Shows That Fruit Juice Is Worse for You Than Soda. Also Worse Than Fruit Juice…

    …eggs, coffee, milk, red meat, cheese, water, air, sunlight, exercise, sitting, standing… With the taxpayer funded studies, this list could go on and on.

    …democracy

  2. A new study shows that fruit juice is worse for you than soda. Also worse than fruit juice…

    …that sweet, sweet Obama Koolaide.
    …Obama’s Hawaiian Punch!
    …whatever Rubio’s drinking.
    …Obeerma.
    …Chris Christie’s flop sweat (ew, that’s just gross. I just made myself nauseous.)

  3. …Barney Frank showing up at your potluck dinner with a fruit cocktail.

    …showing up at a gunfight with just some Skittles and an iced tea.

    …any more freshly squeezed Hope and Change.

    …gluten free creepyazz crackers.

    …stopping to drink your juice while between Michelle and a tamale.

    …not being nailed down, mealtime, Christie household.

  4. … pummeling middle-aged white-Hispanics who happen to conceal carry.

    … Standing between Chris Christie and a buffet.

    … Nancy Pelosi in a thong.

    .. standing on that big red target symbol on the moon.

  5. A new study shows that fruit juice is worse for you than soda. Also worse than fruit juice …

    … liberal asshats telling what size cup you order it in.

    … a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.

    … a dog turd and tonic (cf. @48).

    … the bile and venom spewed at MSNBC on a daily basis.

    … those wretched Capri Sun bladders that can’t be punctured without baptizing yourself in the stuff.

  6. A new study shows that fruit juice is worse for you than soda. Also worse than fruit juice…

    … Democratic Kool-Aid.

    … any Michelle Obama beverage of choice.

    … recycled water from BO and Sunny.

    … Chicago politico juice.

  7. A new study shows that fruit juice is worse for you than soda. Also worse than fruit juice…

    … lemonade made from government lemons.

    … booze purchased with Food Stamps.

    … Bo & Sunny organically filtered water.

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