Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new study shows that fruit juice is worse for you than soda. Also worse than fruit juice…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new study shows that fruit juice is worse for you than soda. Also worse than fruit juice…
arugula.
…doing the Triple Lindy at a Detroit Water Park
…fruity politicians.
…fruits at the Russian Olympics.
iocane power
Juicy Fruit®
Liberal Kool-Aid
A cup of warm Mayonnaise.
O.J. on the streets.
@8: Urrghh!!!!
Obama Stud Muffins™
Whatever it is Obama is
smokingdrinking.…a White House sh!t on a shingle breakfast.
Worse than soda and fruit juice is getting your tongue stuck on a -20° syrup spile left in a snow-covered maple tree.
… MSM publum.
@15: *pablum (I hate typos)
…Obamacare
A new study shows that fruit juice is worse for you than soda. Also worse than fruit juice…
clean living.
a liberal government.
…liberal leadership.
…politicians running the country.
…anything being fed to us by the Obama administration.
A New Study Shows That Fruit Juice Is Worse for You Than Soda. Also Worse Than Fruit Juice…
…eggs, coffee, milk, red meat, cheese, water, air, sunlight, exercise, sitting, standing… With the taxpayer funded studies, this list could go on and on.
…democracy
…fruit flavored soda (except grape soda, you filthy racist)
. . . OJ, if you’re his ex-wife
. . . the sort of juice that you get from an electrical outlet
. . . the Michael Moore diet
fruitcakes
…store bought cookies!
…lite beer.
…ice in a glass of Jameson’s!
A new study shows that fruit juice is worse for you than soda. Also worse than fruit juice…
whatever food item scientists randomly decide to disapprove of this week.
…any beverage derived from fermenting said fruit juice. Anyone detected by NSA of voluntarily ingesting these harmful toxins shall be deemed suicidal and purged from the roles of Obamacare.
A new study shows that fruit juice is worse for you than soda. Also worse than fruit juice…
Improperly prepared dog.
Frankenberries.
Egg plant
…cannolis – exhibit A, Chris Christie
A new study shows that fruit juice is worse for you than soda. Also worse than fruit juice…
…studies like this one.
…pulling Joe Biden’s finger.
A new study shows that fruit juice is worse for you than soda. Also worse than fruit juice…
…that sweet, sweet Obama Koolaide.
…Obama’s Hawaiian Punch!
…whatever Rubio’s drinking.
…Obeerma.
…Chris Christie’s flop sweat (ew, that’s just gross. I just made myself nauseous.)
… watching MSNBC on an empty stomach. Or a full one for that matter.
…..Kickapoo Joy Juice.
A new study shows that fruit juice is worse for you than soda. Also worse than fruit juice…
Michelle’s lunch suggestions.
A Miracle Whip and banana shake.
…the blood of patriots.
Lunch in the Offal Office with the Obama’s
…Polyjuice Potion.
. . . Mentos dissolved in Everclear
. . . acetone on the rocks
Libtard Koolaid
…puppy shakes.
…cookies with no milk.
Carnation Instant Liquid
Soylant Soda
Decaffeinated coffee. Bleh!
…a Mallard Fizz.
Pillsbury Food Sticks dipped in bacon grease
…Barney Frank showing up at your potluck dinner with a fruit cocktail.
…showing up at a gunfight with just some Skittles and an iced tea.
…any more freshly squeezed Hope and Change.
…gluten free creepyazz crackers.
…stopping to drink your juice while between Michelle and a tamale.
…not being nailed down, mealtime, Christie household.
…bobbing for french fries, even McDonalds fries.
obama
@44 – Oh! The humanity!
… pummeling middle-aged white-Hispanics who happen to conceal carry.
… Standing between Chris Christie and a buffet.
… Nancy Pelosi in a thong.
.. standing on that big red target symbol on the moon.
…tofu -the unbacon.
A new study shows that fruit juice is worse for you than soda. Also worse than fruit juice …
… liberal asshats telling what size cup you order it in.
… a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
… a dog turd and tonic (cf. @48).
… the bile and venom spewed at MSNBC on a daily basis.
… those wretched Capri Sun bladders that can’t be punctured without baptizing yourself in the stuff.
A new study shows that fruit juice is worse for you than soda. Also worse than fruit juice…
… Democratic Kool-Aid.
… any Michelle Obama beverage of choice.
… recycled water from BO and Sunny.
… Chicago politico juice.
A new study shows that fruit juice is worse for you than soda. Also worse than fruit juice…
A stick in the eye.
the latest Matt Damon agitprop.
A new study shows that fruit juice is worse for you than soda. Also worse than fruit juice…
… lemonade made from government lemons.
… booze purchased with Food Stamps.
… Bo & Sunny organically filtered water.
A new study shows that fruit juice is worse for you than soda. Also worse than fruit juice…
… the sweat wrung from Michelle’s boob belts.
… the contents of Barry’s Nicorette spitoon.
A new study shows that fruit juice is worse for you than soda. Also worse than fruit juice…
… Obama “peace summit” beer..
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