Ted Cruz’s Awesome Opportunity

Man, I am so jealous of Ted Cruz right now. Since he was born in Canada — even though to an American citizen — it ends up he automatically gets Canadian citizenship even though he never sought it out. So, just clear things up for a presidential run, he’s going to renounce his Canadian citizenship.

Man, I would love to be able to renounce a non-American citizenship. My dad always told me a story of my grandfather (also Frank J. Fleming) who when getting his American citizenship after moving here from Ireland, was asked, “Do you renounce the king of England?”

And he replied, “I did that years ago.”

Wouldn’t it be great to have an awesome renunciation of a former citizenship? Here’s what I recommend for Ted Cruz: Go to North Dakota to the Canadian border for his announcement. Stand at the border and say, “I renounced my Canadian citizenship. Canadians are nothing but a bunch of maple-syrup swilling, moose-munching, cheap American-knockoffs.” Then he can break a hockey stick in two and set fire to a maple leaf. “North of me is nothing but losers.” And then he can spit over the border.

People seeing that would be like, “Wow. Now there is a true American who loves America — unlike certain other current president and unaccomplished, shrewish, overly-ambitious former first ladies.” He’d be 2016’s front runner.

29 Comments

  1. I am in the same boat as Ted Cruz in that I was born to a Canadian mother (albeit in the US) so I also have dual citizenship. However, moose are not nearly so nosy as the NSA or the IRS, and Canadian healthcare can’t be any worse than Obamacare so I am keeping my options open, eh.

  2. You know, Frank, we do qualify for Irish citizenship. Our father received it automatically due to Irish parents, even it he did not register with the office of foreign births. You or I could claim it through our grandparents; doesn’t work for great-grandchildren. So you could claim it, then renounce it.

    Joe

  3. Ted Cruz is a Canadian/American and never went through the legalization process. I think we should deport him back to Canada and if he wants back in the make him go through the line like everyone else!

  4. Well I can tell that you are Crazy, You’re bullsh!t doe’s not bother me at all!! I can deal w/ regular crazy look it up I think you will find an expiation of you’re condition
    !

  5. He will never run mark my words when I say that because we are gearing up for the smearing of that Dog sh!t, Ted Cruz he is a real nasty person and would sell you and me out in a Canadian Sec.

  6. Why renounce it?! This is the perfect opportunity to unite the whole of North America under one ruler. He just has to get elected in BOTH countries at once. BAM! now we have 10 more states.

  7. The word “sh!t” is prohibited by WordPress and would have to allowed through… by Frank!!

    Your real lucky, William. But not too bright, aren’tcha? Now try figuring out who Frank J. is.

  8. #10 – But, if a dog had puppies in an oven, Obama would call them appetizers.

    Also, Alaska is further north than Canada, and it’s way more awesome than all of New England combined. >.>

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