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  1. … Ban Ki-moon says things like “youse guys,” “this thing of ours,” and “fuggedaboudit” a lot.

    … the entire delegation from Niger is racist.

    … diplomatic immunity does not extend to certain diseases.

  2. After bugging the UN building, the NSA learned…

    they hate Obama, just like most Americans.

    foreign cookies suck.

    there was a group of foreigners in the US who constantly plot the defeat of the US in all matters.

    it’s lesson ’bout messin’ with the wife of a jealous man.

    they hate us, they really, really hate us!

    the true cost of liberal symbolism.

    that model UN they did in grade school was total bullsh!t.

    they surprisingly did not serve 7-Up at the lunch room.

    how to say “How dumb is Obama?” in 103 different languages.

    why Eddie Cochrane was denied a solution to his problem. [How’s that for obscure?]

  3. …that what the Muslim Brotherhood really wants is more falafel.

    …the cafeteria serves UNnonymiss’ UNcookies.

    …they need to update their information…Boutros Boutros Ghali isn’t in charge anymore.

  4. …what NSA actually was an acronym for and immediately changed their name to Chelsea.

    …a pork pie hat works better than tinfoil for anti-spying head wear, but only for Muslim extremists.

    …the U.N. is infested with Obama and also many whole countries that seek our downfall.

    …Soylent Green is people guarded by UN Peacekeepers.

    …better than a veto, threaten them with Obamacare.

    …a suicide pact by any other name smells just like the UN.

    …biological weapons in all other languages is pronounced The Ganges River.

    …Miley Curus’s gums won’t be considered WMD’s until we find out where they have been.

  5. … that the delegates really like Duck Tours —- Duck Tours Without Borders.

    … the secret recipe for blue beret pancakes.

    … that it’s not a small world, after all: there are only small actors.

    … that “We Are The World” makes quite, quite annoying elevator music.

    … that they badly misunderstood Manning’s offer to serve as their trans, later.

  6. After bugging the UN building, the NSA learned…

    …the truth: the organization is better at peace-keeping than peace-making.

    …the Secretariat is not a memorial to a famous race horse.

    …there’s a run on maps of Syria.

    …exhaust fumes from the East River Drive traffic have made all the UN delegates delusional.

    …the roaches in NYC are big-ass scary!

  7. After bugging the UN building, the NSA learned…

    Rosebud was a sled

    They named the dog Indiana.

    the phone calls are coming from INSIDE THE UN!

    Mayor Bloomberg has super strong Kidneys.

    as God is their witness, Turkeys can’t fly.

    when you get a bunch of foreigners together on you tab, nothing good comes of it.

  8. After bugging the UN building, the NSA learned…

    …that Susan Rice is still searching for home-made anti-Islamic videos.

    …Mayor Bloomberg lives up the street.

    …UN diplomats can park anywhere they want.

    …there really are alligators in the New York City sewer system.

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