…while they appreciate the USA footing most of the bills none of them really like us that much.
…they were all speaking in a code like some kind of foreign language or something.
… that Sieg Heil is an acceptable international greeting.
… that all Global Warming funds are earmarked for Al Qaida.
… that Nepotism has now been adopted as a Science.
…while they appreciate the USA footing most of the bills none of them really like us that much.
…they were all speaking in a code like some kind of foreign language or something.
… all the really cool techniques for laundering money.
… how to say “graft” in 43 different languages.
…they were not alone.
After Bugging the UN Building, the NSA Learned…
…about 723 new Obama jokes.
…that the UN has been spying on them
Hahaha this is gonna be a good one. I can tell đŸ™‚
… that all the diplomats are busy rehearsing “The French Mistake” for the big Number Six dance after the Syrian attack.
…that the building had already been sprayed for bugs.
…that, to counteract the bugs, the Russians introduced moles.
…that John Bolton was wrong. there are many more than 38 stories in the Secretariat Building.
… Ban Ki-moon says things like “youse guys,” “this thing of ours,” and “fuggedaboudit” a lot.
… the entire delegation from Niger is racist.
… diplomatic immunity does not extend to certain diseases.
…it’s one big roach motel
…the UN’s real banner is Black Flag
After bugging the UN building, the NSA learned…
The B-52’s song, “Rock Lobster” was originally titled, “Iraq Lobster”.
It’s not just Syria that calls John Kerry a liar.
After bugging the UN building, the NSA learned…
they hate Obama, just like most Americans.
foreign cookies suck.
there was a group of foreigners in the US who constantly plot the defeat of the US in all matters.
it’s lesson ’bout messin’ with the wife of a jealous man.
they hate us, they really, really hate us!
the true cost of liberal symbolism.
that model UN they did in grade school was total bullsh!t.
they surprisingly did not serve 7-Up at the lunch room.
how to say “How dumb is Obama?” in 103 different languages.
why Eddie Cochrane was denied a solution to his problem. [How’s that for obscure?]
… the Security Council should be called the Minimal Security Council.
… kim jong un is just yoko ono in a human suit trying to f up another band
… Putin really digs the fat chicks
@ 16.walruskkkch says: why Eddie Cochrane was denied a solution to his problem. [How’s that for obscure?]
I got it immediately when I saw Eddie Cochrane!…. very good sir!
that the un is NOT a source for intelligence.
…that it was filled with oxymorons and just plain vanilla morons.
The secret formula to UN-Cola
…that they need to hide their bugging devices in better places.
…that they have been spying on the American people.
…that the UN is made up of largely foreigners.
They all speak English and just spout made-up gibberish to piss us off.
…that the French are confused about cookies possibly moving from their browsers to their trousers.
… that what Valerie Jarrett had actually said was “Lets bag the UN.”
… how to track or tweet for Unicef.
…that what the Muslim Brotherhood really wants is more falafel.
…the cafeteria serves UNnonymiss’ UNcookies.
…they need to update their information…Boutros Boutros Ghali isn’t in charge anymore.
After bugging the UN building, the NSA learned…
liberal stupidity knows no bounds of language, culture nor ethnicity.
…that it was very UNinteresting.
*ba da… crash*
…what NSA actually was an acronym for and immediately changed their name to Chelsea.
…a pork pie hat works better than tinfoil for anti-spying head wear, but only for Muslim extremists.
…the U.N. is infested with Obama and also many whole countries that seek our downfall.
…Soylent Green is people guarded by UN Peacekeepers.
…better than a veto, threaten them with Obamacare.
…a suicide pact by any other name smells just like the UN.
…biological weapons in all other languages is pronounced The Ganges River.
…Miley Curus’s gums won’t be considered WMD’s until we find out where they have been.
…absolutely nothing of interest.
… that Sieg Heil is an acceptable international greeting.
… that all Global Warming funds are earmarked for Al Qaida.
… that Nepotism has now been adopted as a Science.
… that the delegates really like Duck Tours —- Duck Tours Without Borders.
… the secret recipe for blue beret pancakes.
… that it’s not a small world, after all: there are only small actors.
… that “We Are The World” makes quite, quite annoying elevator music.
… that they badly misunderstood Manning’s offer to serve as their trans, later.
@16 – In case Anonymiss needs a reference link for that:
http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/eddie_cochran/summertime_blues.html
“I’m gonna take two weeks
Gonna have a fine vacation
I’m gonna take my problem
To the United Nations”
After bugging the UN building, the NSA learned…
…the truth: the organization is better at peace-keeping than peace-making.
…the Secretariat is not a memorial to a famous race horse.
…there’s a run on maps of Syria.
…exhaust fumes from the East River Drive traffic have made all the UN delegates delusional.
…the roaches in NYC are big-ass scary!
They are working on an explanation for why increasing the contribution to the UN budget falls outside the sequester.
@37 I like to help you son but you’re too young to vote.
After bugging the UN building, the NSA learned…
Soylent green is PEOPLE!
After bugging the UN building, the NSA learned…
Rosebud was a sled
They named the dog Indiana.
the phone calls are coming from INSIDE THE UN!
Mayor Bloomberg has super strong Kidneys.
as God is their witness, Turkeys can’t fly.
when you get a bunch of foreigners together on you tab, nothing good comes of it.
@41 Missed the first reference to it, pardon my duplication.
..a lot of really funny names.
After bugging the UN building, the NSA learned…
…that Susan Rice is still searching for home-made anti-Islamic videos.
…Mayor Bloomberg lives up the street.
…UN diplomats can park anywhere they want.
…there really are alligators in the New York City sewer system.
…some really great craft projects utilizing popsicle sticks and blue helmets.
After bugging the UN building, the NSA learned…
…all the good bug locations were already taken by the Russians, Chinese, Israelis, and WikiLeaks.
After bugging the UN building, the NSA learned…
…where all the best ethnic restaurants, massage parlors, and high-end brothels are located.
That the UN knew where all the NSA bugs were and just performed in front of them. Dumb NSA.
That Susan Rice is willing to wait until HELL FREEZES OVER for the answer to her question: When do I get the autographed pictures of shirtless Putin?
… Boutros Boutros-Ghali’s Twitter password is “BouBou123”
@51 not HoneyBouBou?
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