Scientists are now proposing using frozen DNA to resurrect the wooly mammoth.
I am vehemently opposed to this… unless scientists also develop a mammoth-sized grill to go with it.
Scientists are now proposing using frozen DNA to resurrect the wooly mammoth.
I am vehemently opposed to this… unless scientists also develop a mammoth-sized grill to go with it.
Everything will have to be bigger: buns, tomatoes, pickles, cheese slices… even Bacon! For that, we should switch to 500 pound, wild Asian Boars.
Good news! We no longer have to worry about killing off the polar bears!
They’re not bronto-ribs, but I want to go to a drive-in restaurant and get a rack of ribs that tips over my car.
This is a step in the right direction.
And think of the new Thanksgiving craze.
A mammocowpigturducken, a chicken stuffed into a duck stuffed into a turkey stuffed into a pig stuffed into a cow stuffed into a mammoth.
Feeds Michael Moore for a day or two or a family of 12 for a month.
Igor, go down to the village and get me a couple of tusks. ~ Baron Von Frankenstein, creating his newest creation
Great idea. What could go wrong?
Don’t worry. Your friends in Texas have you covered already:
BBQ 18 wheeler
After the Mammoth – how about we resurrect the DoDo bird next?
Just imagine Colonel Sanders offering a bushel sized bucket of bird.
Why, it’s nothing but an elephant with long hair! It’s a hippy elephant!
Punch him, Frank! I’ll stand back here.
Why the Wooly Mammoth? Would they even be effective when fitted with rocket launchers? T-Rex and/or Velociraptor would be much more logical.
Just so long as nobody gives them poodle cuts.