Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Doctors Say “Sleep Texting” Is Becoming a Common Problem, Which May Explain Why Obama Tweeted…”
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Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

Yay cookies!! Can I use this to prove to people I’m really funny now?? 🙂
If you can eat them through your nose, yes!
Watch! SNOOOOOORT!
Large vacuum popping sound producing a choked flow condition and supersonic shock wave emanating from the orifice.
That’s how a Walrus eats.
P1/P2 ≈ 1.9 for dry air.
@1 Absolutely 🙂 Enjoy the cookies 🙂
@2 and @3 TMI. Sheeeesh.