Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Dozens of TSA agents were fired for illegal gambling. What were they betting on?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Dozens of TSA agents were fired for illegal gambling. What were they betting on?
…depends.
…on getting to second base.
…that they wouldn’t get caught.
…checked baggage roulette.
Dozens of TSA agents were fired for illegal gambling. What were they betting on?
Will Walrus get hisself some Kiss up cookies.
@5 Why would anyone bet against a sure thing?
Dozens of TSA agents were fired for illegal gambling. What were they betting on?
What they could get away with
@6 Well they are government employees.
Dozens of TSA agents were fired for illegal gambling. What were they betting on?
If the gun they let go through screening would actually be use in a hijacking.
Dozens of TSA agents were fired for illegal gambling. What were they betting on?
Obamacare
Dozens of TSA agents were fired for illegal gambling. What were they betting on?
22, black
Which 90-year-old wheelchair-bound Lutheran granny was the terrorist.
…how many of them it would take to hold down Alec Baldwin for a body cavity search.
How long before Gamblers Anonymous changes its name because of the NSA.
High Lie.
When the EPA would finally make their jobs redundant by abolishing all forms of transportation, in order to save the environment.
The Clampdown Races.
The limitations of their Obamacare waivers
@15 – I see what you did there.
The getting the trifecta – Camilla Parker Bowles, Sarah Jessica Parker, and John Kerry.
On getting the trifecta – Camilla Parker Bowles, Sarah Jessica Parker, and John Kerry. (corrected)
Back-A-Rat
unionization.
@22: Well played, Mr. Bond!
Poker? (I don’t even know her.)
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They were playing, Nanny or Tranny; betting on the likelihood that the body scanner will pick up a “female” attempting to smuggle “wood”.
There’s a similar ring at PHL in which they bet on the likelihood that anyone will notice that no flight has actually departed PHL since 1964.
They were playing strip passenger.
Dozens of TSA agents were fired for illegal gambling. What were they betting on?
not getting caught.
oops, the memory is going #30.
@29 – or strip, poke her.
@31 – must be weak from lack of cookies.
What were they betting on?
The Redskins.
What were they betting on?
Amanda Bynes in the celebrity death pool.
…a little game they call “Flashlight or Sex Toy.”
Dozens of TSA agents were fired for illegal gambling. What were they betting on?
Your life.
@ 13, Just one. He goes in for that sort of thing.
…when we will figure out that those burly female agents are really burly guys copping a thousand feels. An hour.
…who will be the first to find a clean diaper when strip searching a six month old kid.
…how many times Anderson Cooper will go through the line that day for story research.
…if Bill Clinton will try the old I’m on the no fly list and that’s why my junk keeps falling out routine. Again.
…how many sets of complimentary steak knives could be awarded to Muslim fliers before one accidentally slipped out and hijacked a plane.
Dozens of TSA agents were fired for illegal gambling. What were they betting on?
How many planes will get hit by arrows during deer hunting season. (reference: http://www.post-gazette.com/stories/news/transportation/archery-deer-hunt-allowed-on-some-of-pittsburgh-international-airports-land-703443/)
How many flights will be grounded on Day 1 of the Government shutdown.
Who is going to be laid off when the Government shuts down.
Definitely NOTHING to do with the Pittsburgh Steelers!
A pool when Hillary will announce her presidential bid – or not.
A pool when Hillary will “come out.”
A pool for when the House will shrug off the “curse of Biden” and impeach Obama.
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