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  1. … the NSA wrongly added 16,000 street addresses to 16,000 DNC-related mailing lists

    … the NSA deleted all of the phone numbers from the Do Not Call Registry

    … the NSA continues to allow its employees to attend PG and R rated movies without adults accompanying them

  2. … included accidentally making a law respecting the establishment of religion,
    inadvertently infringing on the right of the people to keep and bear arms,
    “somehow” allowing soldiers to be quartered in houses without the consent of the Owner, “although we didn’t mean to,” and

  3. The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…

    Some folks say that I’ve got the perfect life.
    Three swell kids, lots of toys and a lovely wife.
    I fly. I sail. I throw caution to the wind.
    Drift like a stratus cloud above the caribbean.

    But every now and then
    The dragons come to call.
    Just when you least expect it you’ll be dodging cannon balls.
    I’ve seen to much not to stay in touch with a world full of love and luck.
    I’ve got a big suspicion ’bout ammunition.
    I never forget to duck.

    (Chorus)
    Come back
    Come back
    Back to Jamaica
    Don’t you know we made a big mistaica
    We’d be so sad if you told us goodbye
    And we promise not to shoot you out of the sky

    It was a beautiful day
    The kind you want to toast
    We were treetop flyin’
    Movin’ west along the coast
    Then we landed in the water
    Just about my favorite thrill
    When some asshole started firin’
    When we taxied to Negril

    Just about to lose my temper
    As I endeavored to explain
    We had only come for chicken
    We were not a ganja plane
    Well you should have seen their faces
    When they finally realized
    We were not some coked up cowboys
    Sportin’ guns and alibies

    (Chorus)
    Come back
    Come back
    Back to Jamaica
    Don’t you know we made a big mistaica
    We’d be so sad if you told us goodbye
    And we promise not to shoot you out of the sky

    They shot from the lighthouse
    They shot from the highway
    They shot from the top of the cliff
    They’d all gone haywire
    We’re catchin’ fire
    And there wasn’t even a spliff

    Well the word got out
    All over the island
    Friends, strangers, they were all apologizin’
    Some thought me crazy for bein’ way to nice
    But it’s just another sh!tty day in paradise

    Come back
    Come back
    Back to Jamaica
    Don’t you know we made a big mistaica
    We’d be so sad if you told us goodbye
    And we promise not to shoot you out of the sky

    Come back
    Come back
    Back to Jamaica
    Don’t you know we made a big mistaica
    We’d be so sad if you told us goodbye
    And we promise not to shoot you, promise not to shoot you,
    Promise not to shoot you out of the sky

  4. The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
    Hiring that Snowden guy; who-eee that was a boner! Should have sent him to those snobs at the CIA…lousy Ivy Leaguer’s.

  5. … include their poorly-managed “Ten Billion Most Wanted” list.

    … mistakenly going to a Pfizer court for permission, and only getting a handful of Viagra.

    … the name change to the National Just Curious Agency.

  6. The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…

    Those *ssholes must have stolen the wrong f***ing exam!

    saying it was over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

    Throwing up in front of Dean Wormer.

    Not using the Delta Defense: But you can’t hold the whole NSA responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn’t we blame the whole Security system? And if the whole Security system is guilty, then isn’t this an indictment of our Federal institutions in general? I put it to you isn’t this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to the NSA, but we’re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

  7. The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…

    …”exposing” all the phone numbers that received sexting photos and messages from Anthony Weiner.

    …revealing 320,000 ‘burner’ phone numbers used for making contributions to Obama’s 2008 and 2012 election campaigns.

    …all the phone numbers called from Moscow airport by Edward Snowden when he was seeking asylum.

    …all the phone numbers called by Joe Biden while he unsuccessfully sought a brain transplant.

    …revealing the secret conference call phone number used by al-Qaeda to discuss terrorism project status.

  8. The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…

    not bringing a bigger boat.

    buying a house with bleeding walls.

    eating the meatloaf.

    explaining your evil plan in detail before killing the good guy.

  9. …assuming (you know what happens when you assume) that Assad was not one toke over the line, Sweet Jesus, one toke over the line.

    …was letting Huma Abedin find out that the 16,000 were all numbers belonging to Anthony.

    …buying 16,000 rodeo clown costumes to infiltrate next years Missouri State Fair.

    …hiding all the other numbers on Craigslist.

    …firing all of the people who wonder if terrorists might say things just to trick us.

  10. The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…

    When a woman asks you if you are a God the answer is YES!

    Crossing the streams.

    socks and sandals, socks and sandals.

    starting any activity with the phrase, “Hold my beer and watch this.”

  11. The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…

    …publishing a list of all the working phone numbers in Detroit — enraging a vast number of drug dealers.

    …wearing white after Labor Day.

    …blaming the mistake on their sister “intelligence” agency… the TSA.

  12. The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…

    … removing the beer machines from the cafeteria.

    … inviting Democrats and Republican senators to visit on the same day.

    … not packing everything up and leaving in the middle of the night like the Baltimore Colts.

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