Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
…the NSA published photos of Joe Biden’s colonoscopy.
The NSA Wrongly Added 16,000 Phone Numbers to an Alert List. Other Mistakes…
will be revealed as Obama needs distractions from scandals he’s directly involved in.
… the NSA wrongly added 16,000 street addresses to 16,000 DNC-related mailing lists
… the NSA deleted all of the phone numbers from the Do Not Call Registry
… the NSA continues to allow its employees to attend PG and R rated movies without adults accompanying them
The NSA Wrongly Added 16,000 Phone Numbers to an Alert List. Other Mistakes…
are…. SQUIRREL!!!
… are far too numerous to list here.
The NSA Wrongly Added 16,000 Phone Numbers to an Alert List. Other Mistakes… include not blaming Bush sufficiently
… they accidentally monitored an actual Muslim terrorist. Following White House directions and precedent, they quickly bowed and apologized to the terrorists and vowed to monitor an extra 25% of Tea Party people.
… the NSA tried to add 16,000 chocolate chips to one cookie
… will be blamed on Bush.
… will be the World’s Mistakes, not Obama’s
The NSA Wrongly Added 16,000 Phone Numbers to an Alert List. Other Mistakes…”
…include forgetting to schedule Obama’s preferred tee time… (heads will roll)
The NSA Wrongly Added 16,000 Phone Numbers to an Alert List. Other Mistakes…
… include getting caught doing it.
…will require UN approval before they are shared with the American public.
… include accidentally removing Tea Partiers from the IRS’s Stall-Until-2016 list
The NSA Wrongly Added 16,000 Phone Numbers to an Alert List. Other Mistakes…
…include burninating the cookies.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
nobody made cookies!!!!!!!
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
not adding enough numbers to the Alert list cause the world needs more Lerts!
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
that damn Reply All button snafu.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
rigging the 2008 Election so that Hillary wouldn’t get elected.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
not making it a cheese burger.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
trying to start a land war in Asia.
…letting the Russians run the program for them.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
thinking that they rightly added millions of numbers to the Alert list.
totally got stuck with a bill for all those roaming minutes.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
not choosing an acronym that stands out thus always getting confused with NASA.
@#15 – That’s bsurd.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
Columbia Record club, ‘nuf ced.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
constantly forgetting the “i” before “e” rule.
..include also adding them to the TSA body cavity search list
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
taking the Jets as a home dog.
… included accidentally making a law respecting the establishment of religion,
inadvertently infringing on the right of the people to keep and bear arms,
“somehow” allowing soldiers to be quartered in houses without the consent of the Owner, “although we didn’t mean to,” and
. . . and so on.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
Not asking out Karen Kerplotnik to the Junior High senior dance.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
that last beer at staff picnic.
Posting our nuclear launch codes on Vladimir Putin’s Facebook account.
The NSA Wrongly Added 16,000 Phone Numbers to an Alert List. Other Mistakes…
…thy name is Legion.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
running guns to Mexican Cartels, oh wait, that was the Justice Department.
…taking the bet that Suh wouldn’t get any fines this year.
…not blaming it on another TLA.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
That haircut you had in the 80’s
… include admitting they never metadata they didn’t like.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
Messing with conservative groups tax exemption requests, oh wait, that was the IRS.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
doing nothing while our Libyan Ambassador died, oh wait, that was President Obama,
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
letting liberals run the country, oh wait, that was OUR mistake.
… included raising the alert level to Higher Than Ultra-Red Plus, because they suddenly thought there were 16,000 more terrorists in the country than before.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
Some folks say that I’ve got the perfect life.
Three swell kids, lots of toys and a lovely wife.
I fly. I sail. I throw caution to the wind.
Drift like a stratus cloud above the caribbean.
But every now and then
The dragons come to call.
Just when you least expect it you’ll be dodging cannon balls.
I’ve seen to much not to stay in touch with a world full of love and luck.
I’ve got a big suspicion ’bout ammunition.
I never forget to duck.
(Chorus)
Come back
Come back
Back to Jamaica
Don’t you know we made a big mistaica
We’d be so sad if you told us goodbye
And we promise not to shoot you out of the sky
It was a beautiful day
The kind you want to toast
We were treetop flyin’
Movin’ west along the coast
Then we landed in the water
Just about my favorite thrill
When some asshole started firin’
When we taxied to Negril
Just about to lose my temper
As I endeavored to explain
We had only come for chicken
We were not a ganja plane
Well you should have seen their faces
When they finally realized
We were not some coked up cowboys
Sportin’ guns and alibies
(Chorus)
Come back
Come back
Back to Jamaica
Don’t you know we made a big mistaica
We’d be so sad if you told us goodbye
And we promise not to shoot you out of the sky
They shot from the lighthouse
They shot from the highway
They shot from the top of the cliff
They’d all gone haywire
We’re catchin’ fire
And there wasn’t even a spliff
Well the word got out
All over the island
Friends, strangers, they were all apologizin’
Some thought me crazy for bein’ way to nice
But it’s just another sh!tty day in paradise
Come back
Come back
Back to Jamaica
Don’t you know we made a big mistaica
We’d be so sad if you told us goodbye
And we promise not to shoot you out of the sky
Come back
Come back
Back to Jamaica
Don’t you know we made a big mistaica
We’d be so sad if you told us goodbye
And we promise not to shoot you, promise not to shoot you,
Promise not to shoot you out of the sky
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
Hiring that Snowden guy; who-eee that was a boner! Should have sent him to those snobs at the CIA…lousy Ivy Leaguer’s.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
secretly putting cellophane on Obama’s basketball hoop.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
butt dialing Mr. T at 3am.
… advising Johnny Depp to wear a dead crow on his head in The Lone Ranger.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
a few, but then again, too few to mention.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
Gigli, no wait, that was Ben Affleck.
… teaching Hillary to twerk.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…well, is there a limit to the characters in one post?
@51 That’s not funny, that’s sick.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
none. If you know what’s good for you comrade.
@53: Go ahead, try to get the image out of your head now.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
People who aren’t or weren’t Sailors, Marines or bikers getting tattoos!
@#51… that one’s gonna haunt me for awhile.
@55 Curse you fiend! Your diabolical plan will not succeed. Quick Robin, to the Batranet! Time to porn surf!
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
saying that it was only 16,000.
@#55 – I watched this to clear my head… now for a fifth of tequila.
@51 – Somewhere a box of Cohiba’s is screaming in terror.
@60 Great, now I got that in my head. Looks like it time to load up the Psy.
http://youtu.be/CH1XGdu-hzQ
… include their poorly-managed “Ten Billion Most Wanted” list.
… mistakenly going to a Pfizer court for permission, and only getting a handful of Viagra.
… the name change to the National Just Curious Agency.
…they forgot to send lawyers, guns, and money.
…not choosing Prego over Ragu.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTs_Wfdp7b4
…was going right to Ludicrous Speed!
… include hiring Dean Winters.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
Those *ssholes must have stolen the wrong f***ing exam!
saying it was over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
Throwing up in front of Dean Wormer.
Not using the Delta Defense: But you can’t hold the whole NSA responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn’t we blame the whole Security system? And if the whole Security system is guilty, then isn’t this an indictment of our Federal institutions in general? I put it to you isn’t this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to the NSA, but we’re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
@ #68…. They’ll get you for that, if it’s the last thing they do!
…they did it for Randolph Scott.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
…”exposing” all the phone numbers that received sexting photos and messages from Anthony Weiner.
…revealing 320,000 ‘burner’ phone numbers used for making contributions to Obama’s 2008 and 2012 election campaigns.
…all the phone numbers called from Moscow airport by Edward Snowden when he was seeking asylum.
…all the phone numbers called by Joe Biden while he unsuccessfully sought a brain transplant.
…revealing the secret conference call phone number used by al-Qaeda to discuss terrorism project status.
…include:
Throwing out their hands
Sticking out their tush
Hands on their hips
and Giving ’em a push.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
…thinking Hydrox are just as good as Oreo cookies
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
“Going against a Sicilian when death is on the line”! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha… “
…accidentally spying on a political party dedicated to pitying fools instead of the TEA Party.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
not pitching around Miguel Cabrera.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
not bringing a bigger boat.
buying a house with bleeding walls.
eating the meatloaf.
explaining your evil plan in detail before killing the good guy.
…getting between Michelle and a burrito.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
getting between Walrus and his kiss up cookies.
…keeping clam!
(See, walruses don’t normally eat cookies. They prefer clams.)
…thinking turkeys can fly.
…will be ruthlessly suppressed, in a manner similar to that deployed against Snowden, and Wikileaks.
@68:
… Not using the Otter Defense: “You f****d up: You trusted us!!”
Hillary, that Numa Numa guy and PSY are now all in my head. Thanks a LOT guys.
Geez.
…assuming (you know what happens when you assume) that Assad was not one toke over the line, Sweet Jesus, one toke over the line.
…was letting Huma Abedin find out that the 16,000 were all numbers belonging to Anthony.
…buying 16,000 rodeo clown costumes to infiltrate next years Missouri State Fair.
…hiding all the other numbers on Craigslist.
…firing all of the people who wonder if terrorists might say things just to trick us.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
When a woman asks you if you are a God the answer is YES!
Crossing the streams.
socks and sandals, socks and sandals.
starting any activity with the phrase, “Hold my beer and watch this.”
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
…publishing a list of all the working phone numbers in Detroit — enraging a vast number of drug dealers.
…wearing white after Labor Day.
…blaming the mistake on their sister “intelligence” agency… the TSA.
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
… include not realizing that phone numbers should have numerals in them (Oops! Gov’t work!)
The NSA wrongly added 16,000 phone numbers to an Alert List. Other mistakes…
… removing the beer machines from the cafeteria.
… inviting Democrats and Republican senators to visit on the same day.
… not packing everything up and leaving in the middle of the night like the Baltimore Colts.
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