I scream. You scream. We all scream. We're being chased by bears. Life is a nightmare.

— Jason Miller (@longwall26) September 4, 2013

Axe Bodyspray is asking it's fans to tweet them selfies. Why do they need so many pics of tenured comparative lit professors?

— Jordan_Morris (@Jordan_Morris) September 4, 2013

Things got a little out of hand. It's just this war and that LYING SON OF A BITCH THE WORLD! #ObamaExcuses

— James Taranto (@jamestaranto) September 4, 2013