inflation is stupid and bad, but that’s just my five cents
— Ben Aflac (@PajamaBen_) September 5, 2013
Rush Limbaugh is publishing a children's book. Hopefully it's called "James and the Giant Impeachment Hearing."
— CC:Indecision (@indecision) September 5, 2013
People have sacrificed thousands of man hours bringing you the most advanced gaming possible and you idiots play Candy Crush.
— noog (@noogscorner) September 5, 2013
Celebrities: They're Just Like Us! Except you, Mable. Celebrities are nothing like you. Put down the magazine and go.
— Sean Thomason (@TheThomason) September 5, 2013
If your daughter owns a cell phone at 12 years old she is going to grow up to be a stripper.
— Will Kane (@3rdand10) September 5, 2013
#Kaboom is to cereals what Spencer's Gifts is to Christmas presents. When you want to let someone know even the thought doesn't count.
— The_One_Who_Brings (@AceofSpadesHQ) September 5, 2013