Higher Frequency Posted by Harvey on 6 September 2013, 4:00 pm A new report shows that single men only change their bed sheets four times per year. Pick it up, guys. Try doing it at least every time a new Obama scandal breaks.
I don’t have enough sets of sheets for that. Seriously, that could be 2 or 3 times a week. Reply to this comment
Imagine all the water, detergent, time, money we save! Dames are so wasteful. Basically destroying the planet with their cleanliness. Reply to this comment
I always changed between dates. Don’t want one woman to smell another’s perfume now, do we? Reply to this comment
As the senior bachelor here, I’m offended! I changed mine (pause for counting) six times last year! #6: What’s a date? Reply to this comment
@7 – I think it’s that thing where you play “government” and give a woman a free meal. Reply to this comment
^Harvey, Even more accurate, because if everything goes the way you plan, she gets the free meal, but then ends up getting screwed. (Too much? Not my usual style.) Reply to this comment
@9 – Yeah, too much. I would’ve gone with some sort of implicational dessert reference. Reply to this comment
@7 I thought I knew the definition. Apparently these guys are thinking of something entirely different. Remind me to never go out with any of them… 😛 Reply to this comment
@11 – Aw… what’s the matter? Do you not like dessert? Can you honestly say you never crave something… sweet? 😉 Reply to this comment
They could be thinking of this: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Medjool-Date.jpg Cheers Reply to this comment
@13 That would make sense. Those are icky. @12 Oh I adore sweet things. Dessert’s my favorite. =) Have you ever been to Cherry Berry? http://www.cherryberryyogurtbar.com/ YUM. Reply to this comment
I don’t have enough sets of sheets for that. Seriously, that could be 2 or 3 times a week.
Imagine all the water, detergent, time, money we save! Dames are so wasteful. Basically destroying the planet with their cleanliness.
From not enough to too much… Yeesh.
This is clear case of you’re washing your sheets too much, or not enough.
I’m not saying anything. Not a word. 🙂
I always changed between dates. Don’t want one woman to smell another’s perfume now, do we?
As the senior bachelor here, I’m offended! I changed mine (pause for counting) six times last year!
#6: What’s a date?
@7 – I think it’s that thing where you play “government” and give a woman a free meal.
^Harvey,
Even more accurate, because if everything goes the way you plan, she gets the free meal, but then ends up getting screwed.
(Too much? Not my usual style.)
@9 – Yeah, too much. I would’ve gone with some sort of implicational dessert reference.
@7 I thought I knew the definition.
Apparently these guys are thinking of something entirely different. Remind me to never go out with any of them… 😛
@11 – Aw… what’s the matter? Do you not like dessert? Can you honestly say you never crave something… sweet? 😉
They could be thinking of this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7e/Medjool-Date.jpg
Cheers
@13 That would make sense. Those are icky.
@12 Oh I adore sweet things. Dessert’s my favorite. =) Have you ever been to Cherry Berry? http://www.cherryberryyogurtbar.com/ YUM.