So people are starting to abandon Obamacare. Numerous Democrats are now talking about delaying it, and now the infamous stock photo girl has fled.

“I just want to watch the country burn,” her smile seems to say.

Yes, there’s always been that one girl on the front page of Healthcare.gov who mocked us and the destruction our incompetent government has inflicted upon us, but now she’s gone. Why is she gone? Perhaps she feared that after all this fails so disastrously, it will be like after the collapse of Nazi-Germany where everyone involved was hunted down and tried (“It was just a stock photo shoot! I didn’t know what eventually I would be smiling for!”). Or maybe she was thinking how Obama would eventually blame someone, and since he never seems to hold the higher ups accountable, maybe the stock photo girl would be his fall guy.

“I have deployed numerous drones to hunt down the stock photo girl and make her pay for the website’s failure!”

“Mr. President, is that Constitutional?”

“What’s this Constitution people keep mentioning? I’ve never seen it; are we sure it’s not an urban legend?”

Well, don’t let Obama shift all the blame onto the stock photo girl. She’s obviously an awful person, but taking her off the Healtcare.gov webpage does not suddenly make everything okay; we still have that vapidly smiling Obama everywhere we look.

“I’m helping everybody get health care! Buttons are shiny!”