[High Praise! to Derek of Awesometific American for the link]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
On furlough – the official Senate clock-winder. Also on furlough…
[High Praise! to Derek of Awesometific American for the link]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
On furlough – the official Senate clock-winder. Also on furlough…
…the official Senate boot-black.
On furlough – the official Senate clock-winder. Also on furlough…
…the White House furniture polisher responsible for removing Barry’s shoe scuffs and scratches.
…Bo and Sunny’s fur ball attendant.
…the official Senate buggy whip maker.
On furlough – the official Senate clock-winder. Also on furlough…
the Official Senate hooker.
the official clock reader.
the official shoe tie-er
the official in charge of reminding the COngressmen to breathe in, breath out, breathe in, breathe out…
On furlough – the official Senate clock-winder. Also on furlough…
the Official drool bucket cleaner.
the guy how actually pays attention to the Constitution.
the Official Cookie taster.
…the NBC reporter assigned to watching the winder. Luckily, both can get employment at the Powder River Panel factory which is adding shifts.
http://www.powderriver.com/files/Mini_Catalogs/PR_GatesPanelsGuards.pdf
On furlough – the official Senate clock-winder. Also on furlough…
the guy who tries to win those fabulous kiss up cookies made by Anonymiss.
On furlough – the official Senate clock-winder. Also on furlough…
the Official Senator-winder.
. . . the frontal lobes of Joe Biden’s and Harry Reid’s brains (not that the furlough started recently for those)
… the Assistant Senate Clockwinder and his entire staff.
On furlough – the official Senate clock-winder. Also on furlough…
Mrs. Clock-Winder and all the little Clock-winders, including the dog.
On furlough – the official Senate clock-winder. Also on furlough…
…the official Senate horologist (duh)
…the official Senate blacksmith
…the official Senate bathroom attendant.
…any common sense in the Senate, but that’s been on furlough for quite some time.
…Harry Reid’s personal mortician.
…the Senate gymnasium happy ending squad and towel boys.
…the official Senate photographer / Photoshop touch-up artist and Botox distributor.
…the cloak and dagger room attendant.
… the Official Senate Farrier.
… the Official Joe Biden Interpreter.
… every brain at MSNBC.
…good judgment & common sense
…the guy who carries in Biden’s high chair when he needs to cast a deciding vote.
…Harry Reid’s talcum powderer, but his diaper changer stays.
…the weird guy who makes Harry Reid’s suits out of discarded Nancy Pelosi skin.
…the guy in charge of feeding Cerberus. Well, not furloughed so much as missing.
…the entire Department of Changing a’s and A’s to o’s and O’s For Senators Who Can’t Remember When It’s Capital or Capitol. The cue card waivers on the steps will remain open for the MSM.
The guy who whispers into the emperor’s ear: “You are mortal.”
…that person in charge of picking up the candy wrappers around Senator Mark Kirk’s (R, IL) desk.
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-senate-candy-desk.htm
On furlough – the official Senate clock-winder. Also on furlough…
the illegal Mexicans that serve as foot stools in the Senate chambers.
most of the straight line commenters!
Are you telling me that most of you guys actually get Columbus Day off? What are you, all bankers or something? 🙂
…the Official White House Court Jester, but nobody has noticed because they still have Joe Biden around.
We all took the day off to remember The Pinto, The Ninny and The Anne Meara, not to mention Peter Falk.
Every day is a holiday, Miss Anony… with your cookies, of course!
anyone with a brain
…the official Senate toilet flusher. With sooo much BS in Harry Reid’s mouth, it’s a full time job!
@21 – Seconding Anonymiss’s astonishment.
If I’d known Columbus Day was an actual holiday instead of just a made-up excuse to not deliver my mail, I’d have only made 6 posts today.
Full disclosure: I’ve never attended a school or held a job that gave Columbus Day off. It’s been a hard-knock life.
Some of us are semi-retired, Harvey. We only work because we’re addicted to it, kind of like IMAO. What I want to know is how does Miss Anony, as an engineer, find so much time to bake cookies?
@28 – Well, since, as Arthur C. Clarke once said, “any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic”, I’m going to say…
Magic.
Indeed. And her virtual cookies are magically delicious!
I bet she has a cookie gun.
@30 I heard she has a magical mixing machine that holds like 50 tons of dough and she just wiggles her fingers at it and everything comes out mixed perfectly.
Probably has some magical device that makes all her cookies exactly the same size so that no one ever has to get a “small” cookie.
Bet her cookies don’t even stick to her baking sheets. Just pop right off.
And they’re always perfectly golden brown and never burnt.
Of course, all that could be just an old campfire legend, but why take chances?
The woman’s got POWERS, I tells ya!
On furlough – the official Senate clock-winder. Also on furlough…the guy responsible for the safe storage of all the daylight we save from daylight savings time.
Day off, not a day off, I AM THE INTERNET!
@31 Do you have cameras in my kitchen? 🙂
@34 We don’t need a camera in your kitchen. We just ask Edward Snowden to hack NSA for us. They have better cameras than Harvey could afford.
@34 – Check your channel guide. Your kitchen camera should be right between the Food Network and HGTV.
The federal employees who take care of Michelle Obama’s “home garden”
unfortunately it’s true!
On furlough – the official Senate clock-winder. Also on furlough…
bootlickers, sycophants and various flacks, hacks and PACs.
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