Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “On furlough – the official Senate clock-winder. Also on furlough…”
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

There is a difference between “Tries” and “gets”.
One can get kiss up cookies here anytime. I like that!
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Three cookies, please.
@2: I’m not so sure about that… I never got the chicken soup cookies I requested, but somehow recovered nonetheless.
Along those lines, they say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but after eating so many cookies, that journey is a lot longer than it used to be…
“The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach”. Isn’t that a motto of the Marine Corps?
Only a man’s heart? Lately, I’ve noticed that the women really like to eat, too. For example, Miss Anony is a pushover for a good home-cooked meal! Mmmmm. Flank steak, mashed taters and gravy, fresh butternut squash and green beans with butter and… Basil.
@3 I looked for chicken soup cookies, cos, and the only ones I could find were for dogs
So I left a comment offering you get well gingersnaps, instead, but when I went back to find it, the comment never posted.
Huh. Maybe blogger has some kind of vendetta against you?
Glad you’re feeling better, though 🙂