President Obama announced that he would seek to grant more executive amnesty to illegal immigrants.
Don’t suppose he has any plans to have the IRS do the same for Tea Partiers…
President Obama announced that he would seek to grant more executive amnesty to illegal immigrants.
Don’t suppose he has any plans to have the IRS do the same for Tea Partiers…
I’m watching the classic Doctor Who episodes from the beginning. That’s from 1963. Been doing it for a bit now, because I’m up to the episodes that first aired in 1976-77. That’s Season 14, for those counting. Even if you’re not counting, it’s still Season 14. Math works that way: it doesn’t care about you; it still does what it does regardless of whether or not you’re paying attention.
Anyway, Season 14 is Tom Baker’s third in the role of The Doctor. And it’s the start of Elisabeth Sladen’s final season as Sarah Jane Smith. I’m gonna miss her.
The season featured something that hadn’t happened in some time: an historical episode, although it’s not as historical as the traditional ones from the show’s early years. The Masque of Mandragora (4 episodes) was set in 15th century Italy, but didn’t feature any on-screen appearances by any historical characters. Leonardo da Vinci was mentioned, but didn’t appear. The story featured a young man being usurped from his rightful place as ruler by his uncle. Maybe The Doctor will take that story idea forward to the turn of the 16th and 17th centuries and let William Shakespeare write something along that line. Nah. Probably never amount to anything.
One item about the serial I found interesting was that The Masque of Mandragora was filmed at Portmeirion, in Gwynedd, North Wales. That’s where the shots of The Village, from the TV show The Prisoner was filmed.
Sarah Jane left The Doctor at the end of the season’s second serial, The Hand of Fear. A pretty good, but not great, story that had a troubled history. It was originally supposed to be ready for Season 13, but the scriptwriters had difficulty with it. Along the way, the intent was to kill of The Brigadier and Sarah Jane, but that was eventually scrapped. In the end, the scriptwriters didn’t write Sarah Jane out of the series. They left that to Tom Baker and Elisabeth Sladen, who wrote Sarah Jane’s exit.
The Doctor had his first solo adventure in The Deadly Assassin (4 episodes), a serial that brought back The Master (though in a heavily decaying state). This serial also introduced the plotline of a 12 regeneration limit for Time Lords. It seems The Master was on his 13th form already and, with no 13th regeneration, would die. Only, there was some plot device using accoutrements of the office of President to restart the cycle. Along the line, there was a presidential assassination and a framing of The Doctor, a faked death, political intrigue. Both The Doctor and The Master live to fight again. One thing, though: I never completely understood why the Time Lord President didn’t regenerate.
The Doctor picked up a new companion, Leela (Louise Jameson), in the serial The Face of Evil (4 episodes). I didn’t remember much about it — heck, I didn’t remember anything about it — but I’m thinking I had seen it before. I remember the face of The Doctor in the mountain. Unless I’m thinking of an episode of Gilligan’s Island.

Anyway, Leela joined up with The Doctor. She’s the latest hot chick to join The Doctor in his travels across time and space. The serial was written by, and the character of Leela was created by, Chris Boucher, a talented writer, but a lover of the Labour Party and a hater of Margaret Thatcher. According to one report, he named Leela after a Palestinian hijacker.
Leela ran around in her “savage” costume most of the time, except for the season’s final serial, The Talons of Weng-Chiang (6 episodes), in which she and The Doctor dressed in a style more fitting Sherlock Holmes. The Doctor didn’t wear the scarf for which Tom Baker’s incarnation was known.
As I mentioned when I started this little journey, my first experience with Doctor Who was from the Tom Baker years. So far, I don’t remember having watched any of the Tom Baker episodes, with the possible exception of The Face of Evil, and I’m still not sure about that one.
Maybe I’ll be coming up on some soon. Or maybe my memory has failed. Much like some of the control of the TARDIS.
[High Praise! to Hope n’ Change Cartoons]
The President has declared calendars to be ‘living documents.'”
Look, it’s still a perfectly awful game, and even the developers will tell you it’s not worth $10, but since I *did* mention it back in February, I thought I’d update you and warn you again that you should under no circumstances buy this game. There’s even a non-sarcastic video game review (some NSFW language) that will tell you exactly why you shouldn’t buy it.
Still, the launch trailer’s a clever parody of the “Dead Island” video game launch trailer’s “reverse chronological” style, so that’s worth a look, since you don’t have to pay for it:
[Goat Simulator Official Launch Trailer] (Viewer #2,636,299)
A new report shows that the number of households with a net worth of $1 million or more is at a new record high.
Also at a record high: the “fair share” Obama thinks they need to pay.
[High Praise! to Anonymiss of Nuking Politics for the Laura Bush link]
Compare and contrast.
Laura Bush’s fashion choices.
Michelle Obama’s fashion choices.
Are there any inferences that we can legitimately draw from these choices?
UPDATE: Laura vs. Michelle, Round 2
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A DC nonprofit group is holding an Obamacare sign-up sweepstakes with a $1200 prize.
Remember the good old days when people bought health insurance because it was actually worth it?
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I took my son out for his first pint.
Got him a Fosters…..he didn’t like it – I had it.
Then I got him Carlsberg, he didn’t like it, I had it.
It was the same with Bitter, Guinness, and Cider.
By the time we got down to the whisky, I could hardly push the bloody pram.
(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])
Just kind of a fun, nerdy, yet instructive math lesson that will help you understand panicky news headlines a little better, and whether or not you should actually be panicking:
[Arithmetic, Population and Energy – 1 – a talk by Al Bartlett] (Viewer #96,542)
That was just the first 10 minutes. If you’ve got an hour, you can watch the rest of his lecture here.
[High Praise! to Les of Nuking Politics]
[NOTE: Contains one gratuitous swear]
A Texas principal was fired after telling students to “speak English”.
I think her bosses over-reacted. I’m sure she meant to say “habla inglés”.
(Submitted by Anonymiss of Nuking Politics [High Praise!])

My best Googling turns up the source as “a post on the Pierce Country Tribune website tracing the original source to Judge Phillip B Gilliam of Denver, Colorado, in a letter published on December 17, 1959.”
[High Praise! to ScrappleFace]
Obama: “Tea Party” Must Decry Unconstitutional Move
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Once I realized I didn't have to fill the entire cup with water from the cooler, my work/life balance adjusted perfectly.
— Mike Bianchi (@Mike_Bianchi) March 27, 2014
Taco Bell is counting on a pretty slim demo for breakfast: Depressed enough to eat Taco Bell for breakfast yet not enough to sleep past 11AM
— Gavin Speiller (@gavinspeiller) March 27, 2014
hard to believe it's been five years since the mandatory skepticism laws were passed
— Cohen is a ghost (@skullmandible) March 27, 2014
"This is goodbye"
*Paperclip guy pops up*
You're writing a suicide note. Remember there's still stuff to live for, like Windows 8 tablets
— march sadness (@crylenol) March 27, 2014
Watching 'TRUE DETECTIVE' – yeah right. I'm sure two of the guys in it are actors
— Peter Serafinowicz (@serafinowicz) March 27, 2014
Michael Bay's Ninja Turtles is a great opportunity to teach your children about lowered expectations
— Wonderella (@wonderella) March 27, 2014