Straight Line of the Day: After His Presidency, Obama Is Planning to Live… Posted by Harvey on 25 June 2014, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. After his presidency, Obama is planning to live…
After His Presidency, Obama Is Planning to Live… … constantly looking over his shoulder. … in his wife’s shadow. … in the White House, recently renamed The United Nations Commander-in-Chief Quarters. Reply to this comment
at the only place worthy of him: http://en.chateauversailles.fr/homepage The Château de Versailles Reply to this comment
After his presidency, Obama is planning to live… like the stud muffin he has to constantly repress in front of Michelle. Reply to this comment
After his presidency, Obama is planning to live… not merely survive And He won’t give up this dream of life That keeps him alive… Reply to this comment
After his presidency, Obama is planning to live… but since that won’t be for many, many years yet he’s not going to worry about it much. Reply to this comment
After his presidency, Obama is planning to live… in somebody’s basement, maybe yours. Reply to this comment
…on the Big Island of Hawaii, of course… because the big lady requires a big island for her big… Reply to this comment
. . . as a reminder that all Americans get the government that only those who voted for it deserve . . . as a monument to what happens when voters decide that voting for proven accomplishment and ability is racist Reply to this comment
…as a registered sex offender after gloating to the American people how he loves touching babies. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/23/obama-presidency-perks_n_5523076.html Reply to this comment
After his presidency, Obama is planning to live… As the woman he’s always wanted to be. Reply to this comment
I can tell yiu where he is NOT gonna live and that is in some broke down, piss poor, 3rd rate Banana republic like he turned America into. Reply to this comment
@DamnCat: or, la vida lucre. … together with hilariously sloppy record-keeper Lois Lerner in Neil Simon’s “The Audit Couple.” … off the royalties from MomJeans(tm). Reply to this comment
…much better than you on that fat Federal pension he’s entitled to for 10 whole years of employment in Washington. Reply to this comment
…wherever a community needs planning. If you live anywhere near an unplanned community I suggest you move. Reply to this comment
After his presidency, Obama is planning to live… …his life continuing to blame Bush …flipping burgers. He heard they are getting big raises. …in the spotlight overshadowing his successor because he’s that arrogant. …in Millard County Utah. He’ll be selling boat slips since that will be the new west coast in 10 years. Reply to this comment
… will be living… off of the tax paying American citizens – whom he despises because, unlike him, they are American citizens. Reply to this comment
…in Chicago. After 8 years of directing his followers to attack the rich, it’s the safest place for a rich person to live. Reply to this comment
After His Presidency, Obama Is Planning to Live…
… constantly looking over his shoulder.
… in his wife’s shadow.
… in the White House, recently renamed The United Nations Commander-in-Chief Quarters.
someplace better than those destitute Clinton’s had to put up with.
…back home, in Kenya.
at the only place worthy of him:
http://en.chateauversailles.fr/homepage
The Château de Versailles
After his presidency, Obama is planning to live…
like the stud muffin he has to constantly repress in front of Michelle.
… relying on the kindness of strangers.
After his presidency, Obama is planning to live…
not merely survive
And He won’t give up this dream of life
That keeps him alive…
…in, well, it ain’t Detroit, that’s for damn sure.
After his presidency, Obama is planning to live…
but since that won’t be for many, many years yet he’s not going to worry about it much.
1. Mexico
2. Iraq
After his presidency, Obama is planning to live…
in somebody’s basement, maybe yours.
…on a golf course, of course.
…beyond the reach of US jurisprudence.
…on the Big Island of Hawaii, of course… because the big lady requires a big island for her big…
on in infamy, forever.
…her big bigness.
. . . as a reminder that all Americans get the government that only those who voted for it deserve
. . . as a monument to what happens when voters decide that voting for proven accomplishment and ability is racist
…on as The Greatest President In The History Of Everything©
…on the government dole, just like always before.
…as a registered sex offender after gloating to the American people how he loves touching babies. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/23/obama-presidency-perks_n_5523076.html
In a pine box, buried in a toxic landfill somewhere near Mecca.
…comforted by the knowledge that “Worst” is a superlative adjective.
After his presidency, Obama is planning to live…
As the woman he’s always wanted to be.
*with 72 virgin Arab lesbians
I can tell yiu where he is NOT gonna live and that is in some broke down, piss poor, 3rd rate Banana republic like he turned America into.
…on in the White House in the minds of his low-information voters.
…la Vita Loco!
@DamnCat: or, la vida lucre.
… together with hilariously sloppy record-keeper Lois Lerner in Neil Simon’s “The Audit Couple.”
… off the royalties from MomJeans(tm).
… as far as possible from the proleteriet.
…much better than you on that fat Federal pension he’s entitled to for 10 whole years of employment in Washington.
… at the North Pole in his Fortress of Solyndratude.
… to a ripe old age. But, as Whoopi reminds us, it won’t be ripe-ripe.
…wherever a community needs planning. If you live anywhere near an unplanned community I suggest you move.
Had a Polk joke, but I don’t want to get audited.
After his presidency, Obama is planning to live…
…his life continuing to blame Bush
…flipping burgers. He heard they are getting big raises.
…in the spotlight overshadowing his successor because he’s that arrogant.
…in Millard County Utah. He’ll be selling boat slips since that will be the new west coast in 10 years.
… will be living… off of the tax paying American citizens – whom he despises because, unlike him, they are American citizens.
off of other people’s money
…in Chicago. After 8 years of directing his followers to attack the rich, it’s the safest place for a rich person to live.