Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Liberals are proposing a new minimum requirement for citizenship…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Liberals are proposing a new minimum requirement for citizenship…
An acquired taste for walnut cookies.
…fear, surprise, and an almost fanatical devotion to the progressive movement…
Liberals are proposing a new minimum requirement for citizenship…
breathing, but with qualified exceptions.
…no shirt, no shoes, no service to country…
Liberals are proposing a new minimum requirement for citizenship…
ability to scrawl a letter “D” on elections ballots.
Liberals are proposing a new minimum requirement for citizenship…
that there are no minimum requirements for citizenship.
Extension to @4 Bob B: … no education, no job, no money.
… the ability to specify their address (as far as the elections board is concerned, at least) as the local (Democrat) precinct captain’s house. And absentee vote.
Liberals are proposing a new minimum requirement for citizenship…
…you’re in!
Liberals are proposing a new minimum requirement for citizenship…
Alien only applies to those not born on this planet.
…a pen, a phone, and a willingness to use them…
…that one was born at sometime in world history and will vote democrat or, failing that, will vote democrat.
. . . the ability to fog a mirror.
…a deep understanding that Republicans are the root of all evil – and putting peeeple in chains.
A “D” on their voter registration card.
Show their EBT Card.
…a predisposition to hope, an ability to live on change, a tendency to lean forward and move on. (Carpetbag optional)
….proof of purchase of a raffle ticket for a free ride in Air Force One with Obozo.
… ability to claim one of the following as a residence: “Somewhere, OFA, The Rainbow.”
@9 c64wood: a pop “you’re in” test?
… anyone who wasn’t on the Malaysian airliner.
… “What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favorite color?”
… with special preferences for the tired, the poor, huddled masses, and wretched refuse.
…The ability to vote…Democrat…more than 5 times…
…..a pulse.
Requiring the ability to respire, procreate, or metabolize food for fuel (AKA Signs of Life) would be discriminatory. Requiring some sort of self sentience would also be discriminatory. Therefore, the minimum standard for citizenship should be.. The belief on the part of a (any) Democrat that the citizen in question exists at all in some fashion. (See registration of Kermit D. Frog, Mickey Mouse, ect ect.) Only then can you be truly inclusive.
…being recently released from gitmo.
Wet foot/Dry foot… all feet fit this path!
@19 Oppo says: @9 c64wood: a pop “you’re in” test?
Nah, the requirement is that they just show up and “they’re in”
can you count to $10.10?
… they must earn at least $17.00 an hour. Republicans pounced, and said “Oh, heck yes! We’ll support THAT!” Liberals backed off and said, “Wait; we didn’t mean it that way!”
…a Social Security number. But if you don’t already have one, one will be provided to you free of charge from a TEA Partier who won’t be needing it much longer, thanks to the IRS.
…push one for Spanish speaking to American citizenship.
…remaining south of the Canadian border.
… You must refer to soccer as ‘football’ and always follow the term ‘football’ by pretentiously explaining how you feel the term is more accurate.