Okay, time to get this cock fight started. *puts chickens in ring, clears throat* Gentlemen, let's begin with the topic of climate change
— Jason Miller (@longwall26) June 12, 2014
*takes a bite out of crime*
*spits crime out*
"WHOA DOES THIS HAVE GLUTEN IN IT?"
— Brian Essbe (@SortaBad) June 12, 2014
Ninja status: startled by the beep of my microwave.
— CatherineLMK (@CatherineLMK) June 12, 2014
Q. How does a black hole maintain its figure?
A. By eating light
— dan mentos (@NonCombosMentos) June 12, 2014
Dan Mentos must be Oppo…or vice-versa.
Thanks, zzyzx, but no. I’m a huge fan of that comment, though!
It is a good one at that.