An internal Secret Service report revealed more than “1,000 security breaches and vulnerabilities”.
Well, there’s only one sensible response to weak security: start patting down more toddlers.
An internal Secret Service report revealed more than “1,000 security breaches and vulnerabilities”.
Well, there’s only one sensible response to weak security: start patting down more toddlers.
in light of the fact that even with all these “security breaches” (which are probably things like some sneaking 4.5 oz of beverage or forgetting to lock a door) haven’t resulted in any problems one might wonder if maybe the TSA isn’t wasting most of their efforts securing the wrong things. Most people getting on airplanes want them to arrive safely and the ones that don’t all have some pretty obvious things in common – according to Hussein Al-Barak (peace be upon him) the thing they have in common is that they’re not Islamic so if we just concentrate our efforts on that we should fine.
“according to a House investigator who said that a “politically correct” culture is endangering President Obama.” Reminded about an old saying “Your chickens have come home to roost.” Myself I like the old saying “Answer a fool according to his folly.”
Based on Federal Government SOP, the correct answer to “too many security incidents” is “more TSA agents”.