Straight Line of the Day: Hillary Just Insulted Donald Trump by… Posted by Harvey on 4 April 2016, 12:00 pm Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments. Hillary just insulted Donald Trump by…
…pointing out that with his small hands he is incapable of properly flipping off voters. Reply to this comment
…opening her mouth. The same way she offends all of us. …proving she has bigger C.O. Jones than he does. …offering cookies without walnuts. Reply to this comment
Hillary just insulted Donald Trump by… endorsing him. inviting him to a picnic at Fort Marcy Park. Reply to this comment
… sitting too close to him and asking if his wife is a ‘goer’ and if she likes photography, pointing out that a nod’s as good as a wink to a blind drunk old bat. Reply to this comment
…copying his hairstyle.
…asking him to be her running mate.
… accusing him of “slight” of hand
…rote…
…instinct…
…reflex…
…mistake…
…the book…
Hillary just insulted Donald Trump by…
not returning his calls
… saying he is every bit as qualified as she is to be president.
…implying that he once made a pass at her.
…pointing out that with his small hands he is incapable of properly flipping off voters.
. . . stating, for the first time in her life, the unvarnished truth.
…opening her mouth. The same way she offends all of us.
…proving she has bigger C.O. Jones than he does.
…offering cookies without walnuts.
Hillary just insulted Donald Trump by…
endorsing him.
inviting him to a picnic at Fort Marcy Park.
… insisting he combover to the dark side.
… sitting too close to him and asking if his wife is a ‘goer’ and if she likes photography, pointing out that a nod’s as good as a wink to a blind drunk old bat.
… making speeches grate again.
…by saying he’d be as good a president as Barack Obama.