[High Praise! to Satireworld]
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Archive of entries posted on March 2018
“We’re Losing Him!”… Said No Doctor Ever
[Surgical Resident Breaks Down 49 Medical Scenes From Film & TV | WIRED] (Viewer #1,549,954)
Contains adult language, adult themes, and graphic depictions of surgery.
However, if you enjoy modern medical drama shows, you should find this interesting. I did, and I’ve only ever really watched Scrubs and House.
Podcast Rerun Saturday – Lost Episode (Script)
I don’t know how I found it, but while I was searching for something else, I stumbled across something that Laurence Simon posted after the death of the IMAO Podcast. It’s a very rough draft of a sketch involving the IMAO crew launching a cruise ship:
Keep in mind that SarahK didn’t edit this, and Laurence sometimes “goes there”, so guard your sensibilities appropriately.
By the way, I scoured the archives, but I can’t find the “Mining Accident” sketch Laurence refers to. You can do a manual search of Laurence’s archives, if you’ve a mind to.
Let me know if you find anything.
Hillary’s Got the Moves
Friday Night Open Thread
I love Weird Al.
Do you have something you’d like to share? A link? A joke? Some words of wisdom? A topic to discuss? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.
What’s on your mind?
Overestimating His Abilities
Joe Biden said that he would have “beat the hell out of” Donald Trump in high school.
Are you kidding? Joe wouldn’t even be able to figure out how many letters in his name.
Gold Doesn’t Do You Much Good if You Can’t Hang on to It
[The rise and fall of the Inca empire – Gordon McEwan] (Viewer #612,448)
I didn’t know any of this stuff.
Link of the Day: Everyone Knows the Even Numbered Ones Are Better
[High Praise! to Townhall]
Critics say World War III won’t be as good as first two
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Icebreaker: Have You Ever Won a Trophy or Medal?
Having finished “The 25 most popular icebreaker questions based on four years of data” and enjoyed the results, I’m moving on to a new list:
76 Fun Icebreaker Questions (Not all of which will be used, since some are either/or questions, which are boring.)
Your mission: answer the question in the comments with a good story.
If you don’t have a good story, you are encouraged to make one up.
Have you ever won a trophy or medal?
Ribbons, mostly
I Don’t Think the Left Would Be This Kind
Straight Line of the Day: A New Football League Will Start Up Next Year. Among Its Exciting Features…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new football league will start up next year. Among its exciting features…
#CommonSenseBombLaws
Of course, Universal Background checks and mandatory 2 week waiting periods would prevent bomb violence!
These would need to apply to purchases of:
- Bombs (natch)
- Gasoline
- Diesel
- Aviation Fuel
- Water (can be separated into rocket fuel)
- Propane
- Butane
- Coal
- Heating oil
- Cooking oil
- Alcohol, all kinds
- Mouthwash (contains alcohol)
- Fertilizer
- Sugar
- Flour
- Cat litter
- Wood shavings
- Wood
- Clocks
- Egg timers
- Lighters
- Matches
- Sticks (can be rubbed together to make fire and can be converted to wood shavings)
- Eyeglasses
- Magnifying glasses
- Condoms (saw a guy start a fire with one these on a Youtube video once)
- Cellphones
- Red wire
- Green wire
- White wire
- Black wire
- Rust
- Sunblock
- Aluminum
- Metal pipe
- PVC pipe
- Cardboard
- Stamps (used to mail bombs)
- Packing tape
- UPS and FedEx trucks (bomb delivery mechanisms)
- Baby food (I forget why)
- Pyrex
- Pressure cookers
- Backpacks
- Baking soda
- Lemon juice
- Vinegar
- Pickles
- Photos of bombs
- Photobombs
- Drawings of bombs
- Pop tarts (which can potentially have all the non-bomb looking areas eaten away)
- Bomber Jackets
- Electricity
- Batteries
- Vans
- Cars
- Airplanes
- Most movie tickets
The Illustrated Frank J: No Power in the ‘Verse Can Stop Me
#CommonSenseBombLaws
I think it’s clear, you need to be at least 25 to purchase bombs.
I Might Take One to a Knife Fight, Though
A new report shows that ax throwing is gaining popularity in America.
Not for me. I would never toss an ax unless it were attached to a dwarf.