Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
When hired to give a speech, Joe Biden’s contract demands that he be provided with…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
When hired to give a speech, Joe Biden’s contract demands that he be provided with…
…plausible deniability…
…a chicken to sacrifice…
Rooster.
Yo! Bartender! Jobu needs a refill!
That’s hats for bats not taking the curse off a glove.
…a written copy of someone else’s speech.
And I’m not saying it will some Alien’s speech but… It will be some Alien’s speech.
…a clothing-optional swimming pool…
…someone to whisper in his ear, “This too shall pass”…
Obama’s teleprompter
…some semblance of the truth.
…the complete suspension of disbelief.
…preteen girls to grope.
I was going to go with “A small girl’s hair to sniff” myself.
When hired to give a speech, Joe Biden’s contract demands that he be provided with…
Evian only with green M&M’s.
When hired to give a speech, Joe Biden’s contract demands that he be provided with…
a large wooden badger.
When hired to give a speech, Joe Biden’s contract demands that he be provided with…
someone to translate it from genuine frontier gibberish into plausible English.
When hired to give a speech, Joe Biden’s contract demands that he be provided with…
a case of No-Doze.
A Kenyan birth certificate
… someone who is actually awake and can read it for him.
…a Spanish language coach…
How about a Spanish Leather Couch?
Nah…that’s rich Corinthian leather…
But I know they make boots of Spanish leather.
…a cadre of Somali cab drivers for security…
… hundreds of cardboard cutout people in the audience and recorded applause
A freshly shampooed assistant and some privacy
Like he operates with any need for privacy.
An audience too stupid to realize how inane he sounds.
…and seating for the both of them.
… fon a tik spelling for the big words.
An electric shock collar
When hired to give a speech, Joe Biden’s contract demands that he be provided with…
A box of paddleballs, and fifteen schnitzengruben.
…a room with a balcony, and a shotgun.
…that press releases refer to Mrs. Biden only as “his hot wife.”
…buses, to insure an inclusive audience representation.
…a restraining order against Hillary and Bill.
…all laudatory commenters have the option of peeing on his leg.
…untraceable child porn in the Dark Web.