[High Praise! to Sheldon Comics]
Oh, and don’t follow the arrows. Just read the text in two columns from top to bottom.
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https://kotaku.com/how-snoopy-killed-peanuts-1724269473
What he said is true. However, the good news is that the Peanuts Movie gets it just exactly right, which is a miracle. Highly recommended