Van Jones: “This is nothing but a Whitewash by the Republicans! This is the Neo KKK!” “They do not go by our values, they go by the radical Knights of the Templar”!
I got a phone call yesterday from none other than Vladimir Putin himself. He instructed me to vote for Trump or he’d have the “big one” dropped on New York City. Well needless to say I couldn’t let an opportunity like that go by without taking advantage it….so I told Vlad that he couldn’t scare me and I wouldn’t vote for Trump no matter what he did to New York City! Of course, I’m going to vote for Trump, but you just can’t let opportunities to be of service your country pass you by…know what I mean?
How do they do it? They’re so good at it.
In my case, it was the Dumbasscrats that convinced me to vote for Donald Trump. And now, they’re doing it again. Trump 2020!
“Hey guys! You’re at the wrong rally. I’m speaking a few towns over.” Joe Bidden
Van Jones: “This is nothing but a Whitewash by the Republicans! This is the Neo KKK!” “They do not go by our values, they go by the radical Knights of the Templar”!
Yup, the Ruble check cleared last week and we are good to go.
I got a phone call yesterday from none other than Vladimir Putin himself. He instructed me to vote for Trump or he’d have the “big one” dropped on New York City. Well needless to say I couldn’t let an opportunity like that go by without taking advantage it….so I told Vlad that he couldn’t scare me and I wouldn’t vote for Trump no matter what he did to New York City! Of course, I’m going to vote for Trump, but you just can’t let opportunities to be of service your country pass you by…know what I mean?