Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Airlines are rolling out a new feature on their flights…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Airlines are rolling out a new feature on their flights…
…hats for bats…
…all amenities dispensed via lottery…
…mystery flights – the destination is a secret until you board…
…no limits for carry-on luggage – as long as it all fits with you in your seat…
Bags fly free and we are not talking about Pelosi and Waters.
…nature flights, featuring various species released into the main cabin…
I’m not saying it’s alien pilots… but it’s alien pilots.
…propeller beanies with logos.
Oooooo…. I want one.
…thrill ride flights that vector into weather systems…
Holes in the bottom of the fuselage for “Flintstones” landings.
Airlines are rolling out a new feature on their flights…
sober pilots
Does this mean the flight attendants now have to ask in the pre-flight speech if anyone knows how to fly a plane?
Only if they can translate it into jive.
Where is Billingsley when you need her?
Airlines are rolling out a new feature on their flights…
bigger seats. [A fat guy can dream, can’t he?]
Not in economy class, he can’t.
Airlines are rolling out a new feature on their flights…
stripper dance poles.
It’ll require more thrust queens than drag queens if they’re going to get anywhere.
Airlines are rolling out a new feature on their flights…
re-education lectures by SJWs.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue…
Designating the wind “@resistance.”
Airlines are rolling out a new feature on their flights…
open bars.
Airlines are rolling out a new feature on their flights…
a quick moon fly by to drop off a sign or two.
Airlines are rolling out a new feature on their flights…
Hookers & blow.
I thought that was already standard.
Only on Virgin Airlines
How about Clinton’s favorite airline, the “Lolita Express”?
calling them now Walrus for confirmation…
An OttoPilot
… a wide assortment of steward disses.
Airlines are rolling out a new feature on their flights…
but surely they can’t be serious…
They are, but don’t call them Shirley.
Airlines are rolling out a new feature on their flights…
illegal luggage sanctuary storage.
Airlines are rolling out a new feature on their flights…
Everyone is welcome. rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh!t-kickers and Methodists!
… lectures on the analytical underpinnings of techniques for solving partial differential equations, so you can use your flight time productively.
…crying babies and fussing, tantrum throwing children will be relocated to the exterior area of the wings.
…the opportunity to make $14 the hard way.
…Cattle Class. Pack all the people you can in that cabin!
I can think of a couple of airlines which already have that class. It’s an uh-oh moment when boarding if the flight attendants are telling passengers to keep the line mooooooooving.
…seating assignments made based on political leanings…
KKK out on the right wing and Antifa out on the left wing.
… on time arrival. With your luggage actually making the same flight!
… credit card terminals at every seat in case you forgot to pay for add-ons, such as the $39.95 oxygen mask fee or the $29.95 flotation device activation fee.
How about the “Kiss yer Arse goodbye” fee?
Door gunners.
… a huge time saver, your pre-filled out lost luggage form is e mailed directly from the check-in counter to the airline office at your destination.
Going green……in flight video and charging ports are either solar or wind powered!
I’m not saying that it’s more leg room, because it most definitely is NOT more leg room.
The pilot looks like a little dog with a big nose.
…super lucky Coinstar engines.
…NRA members issued tranquilizer-dart guns for Brits on holiday.
…D. B. Cooper class for flyover states.