Because of all that linkage yesterday, I’ve now (temporarily) made it into the
“Mortal Human” category in the Blogosphere Ecosystem. I’ve even passed my archnemesis fellow blogger Scrappleface in links. Hey, Scott Ott, you keep working on your humor and I’m sure one day you’ll have as many links as me.
There is now also rankings by traffic, but I had disabled my site meter so I look a bit pathetic on that ranking scale. I put it back up now, so I hopefully I can fix that.
Yippie!!!!!! Look out, puppy blender!
SURE it’s because you disabled your site meter. Don’t worry. We few, we happy few (supposedly) still love ya.
In the name of Mooka, I post here to defend the humor of Scrappleface! Where else can the site commenters so heavily defame Frenchmen, more than at Scrappleface? (I suppose on IMAO that defaming the French is allowed / encouraged / semirequired / likely to result in a CHOMPS attack if not done quickly. That alone makes both sites worth the price of admission. And another thing, who the heck is this Mooka, anyway?
Congratulations, Frank!!! You are already a Higher Being, whether that site acknowledges it or not. All followers of this website knows this. May you soon become acknowledged publicly as a Higher Being, and then pass into Immortal Deitihood. (Or at least IMAOtal Deitihood.)
Frank J. May His Name be forever praised. And may Buck the Marine keep on killin’ those who are needin’ a killin’!
You’re welcome. Can I go on your blogroll now?
I can’t believe your still counting links among thousands when there are sites out there like mine that get zilch!
I felt bad that I couldn’t link you, so I went out and started a blog. First order of business, link Frank J. So when people start bitching that there are too many worthless blogs out there, just remember, YOU helped cause it.
Lo, how the Orrin Hatch-basher hath fallen. I was Mortal Human for a long time, then fell, rose up mightily, and now have fallen back to Primate.
Damn you, Frank!
For every silver lining, there’s a cloud
Frank is gloating over IMAO evolving in N.Z. Bear’s ecosystem. I, on the other hand, have lost whatever edge I had with the Orrin Hatch gotcha over my week’s silence and have fallen back to a mere Playful Primate. Damn…
DESCENDING THE LADDER
Laurence laments that Frank J. has moved way up the Ecosytem while his Orrin Hatch boost has evaporated. Unfortunately, so it goes. Spikes* owing to…