Time to give an autographed book from a leading conservative to the first commenter of this post. Quick! Comment now! Then come back and read.
Now, I don’t know much about hiring speakers, such as the great speakers from Premiere Speakers Bureau, for corporate functions or such, but I have a little experience with college. To get Oliver North to CMU, we conservatives had to pay for that ourselves using a private charity fund set up for the purpose of helping conservatives at my college. The thing is, the college already had plenty of money and was always bringing in speakers we didn’t care about. Thus, our small, campus-wide right-wing conspiracy decided to join up and take over the group responsible for picking speakers. You should see how some liberals get scared when coming face to face with actual conservatives.
The main thing is to use your college’s system against it. When they wouldn’t help fund our Republican group, we took the charter from the heavily funded gay and lesbian group and changed every reference to “homosexual” to “conservative” to make them fund a conservative group. So, collegians, plan and conquer whatever group is responsible for picking speakers for your college. If you can control that money, then you can bring in great people like those from Premiere Speakers Bureau’s exclusives.
BTW, I haven’t gotten to contacting the winners from over the weekend and will do so soon. I’ll need all the winner’s information and choices of books by Thursday so I can send it in and get you your books before Christmas.
bah
Red Sox Rule!
penut butter?
ahhh
Why, I do believe I won! Cool beans.
See, indorphin? Practice makes perfect!
Noooooooo! 🙁
dammit…. sooo close.
RATS! Beat by 2 people. I thought I had it.
oh well, second but the Sox still rule
Go Yankees!
Hey, congrats, indorphin!
Stands to reason. The very minute I have to leave my desk, Frank posts this. Hmmph! I’m outraged!!!
YANKEES SUCK!
People still watch baseball?
Fooled again! This time by watching a Strong Bad email.
I totally saw it coming, but was a tiny bit late because i hit ‘return’ instead of clicking the ‘post’ button…. aaarggghhh.
I believe we’re all at the point where we can all safely say, “Go Patriots!”
Because who doesn’t love football?
Katie,
Mrs. Yankee doesn’t mind. 😉
Frank,
Iowahawk has gotten Jesse Jackson to call for a recount on the Weblog Awards!
The “good reverend” called you a Dope!
gasp!
FWIW, the jury just recommended death for Scott Peterson.
The sentence will be carried out by making him watch Farenheit 9/11, Kazzam and Ishtar, back-to-back.
I never understood the fascination with college sports. They all suck. I have not cared about the outcome of a college game since I graduated.
Why watch amateurs when you can watch pros? Second best isn’t good enough.
Well, I’m a Devil Rays fan. Oh, did I mention that the Devil Rays did NOTHING at the winter meetings?! Chuck LaMar has got to go!
Later on,
Drew
FIRST!
Damn…
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Send Michael Moore your love.
So your little trick…did it work? Did you get the money to attract conservative speakers?
I love tricks like that. You get your money and expose liberal hypocracy in one fell swoop. Even if you didn’t get your money, exposing the lefties for the intolerant bozos (no offense to Bozo, of course) they are is worth it.
I couldn’t find Frank J. on the list at PSB. What a rip. Guess college students will have to settle for Kim Alexis.
hey, gotta love those gays and lesbians just for writing the charter that you modified…well, they’re here, and they’re queer, so they might as well be useful for something……
IMAO rocks
Does anyone actually give a r@ts a$$ about baseball? I thought we were all grownups here….