The Tarantor is gloating (item “We won!”) how he crushed my hopes and dreams on a whim (with a link to me; hooray!).
You’ve made a powerful enemy, Tarantor. The denizens of hell will pity you once my revenge comes to fruition!
Now all I need are some plans. Anyone able to ship infected monkeys to New York? Also, I’ll need the boxes they’re in clearly labeled “Not Monkeys” to fool my clever enemies.
Muh ha ha ha!
hockey
I think you need to declare war, Frank.
I’ll start working on the “Not Monkeys” boxes! :o)
Damn!
Read before you post, indorphin.
I just got so excited for nothing.
Send hairless guinea pigs
The Tarantor needs to be dragged out back of the woodshed and whooped like a rented mule.Curse his evil gloatations!
Hey, indorphin was practicing. It’s the only way to win.
Hey, we don’t need no stinking monkeys up here!
Frank,
I discovered ater I infiltrated that there are already infected monkeys in New York!!!
We call them the General Assembly, and they can be easily captured with bribes.
You know, Frank could still utilize those code thingys from his fan club which he used like a year ago. I thought the first mission was awesome, why not do something again?
I’ll be flying up to New York in a few days… I’m in New Orleans right now… maybe I can drive over and pick up the monkeys before I leave?
Please, no infected monkeys. We have enough problems here as it is.
“Now, begin your rueing! I’ll just sit here and…watch…”
— Zim
All is not lost. Taranto actually used “IMAO” and “cool” together in a sentence! Just not in a good way.
DoD
We say bring it on!!!
HEY!! Who let him in here???!!!
And what is this “we” stuff?? Is he using the Royal We?? Or is it that multiple personality problem rearing its ugly heads again?
Monkeys! Did you hear! Monkeys are on their way! Run. Hide. Begone Foul Fiend! Monkeys like…like…like Wizard of Oz kind of monkeys! NINJA MONKEYS.
(oooo. D’ya think those Wizard of Oz monkeys were Ninja monkeys?)
Where is the awesome display of firepower here guys?? It’s the enemy posting up there.
ummmm…i used to actually work with infected monkeys, when i lived in DC. it wasn’t fun then. i actually am a lot closer to infected monkeys than i’d like to be. so can we maybe skip that? we’re kind of getting all funned out up here.
i’d offer to go over and challenge the Tarantor to a duel in your name but the sad truth is i’m a shameless fangirl and would probably just end up taking him to lunch. and then i’d be all conflicted and stuff.
I guy I work with has interesting stories about when he worked for the University of Arizona. He supplied frozen monkeys to other researchers. He said a good prank was to tell the new guy to put his lunch in the fridge on the left… Oops! That was the Monkey Fridge! Haha! And he said they denied requests to send headless monkeys. You order the monkey, you get the whole monkey. “We ain’t doing your dirty work, baby!”. Fight the power!
That said, the monkeys weren’t infected. So I can’t help. Sorry! 🙂
The Tarantor’s purpose in linking Ott was to prove he (Taranto) had “coat tails.” He can prove it next year by endorsing you, or some other arbitrary blog. (His endorsement was obviously arbitrary.)
Here’s the bright question: Who’d’ve won sans the endorsement? Probably you. Congratulations!
Reese