I won an award from Earl! Yay!
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What was that super big announcement…
Anyhoo, here’s fair warning the next book handout is going to be very soon.

“Happy Dance finally posted!”
Was that it?
No, “happy dance” was never anything more than a political promise.
Dang it!! I missed getting to say first.
Okay, I’m just going to go lay down now…
sigh
Yeesh! The Happy Dance has to be the most-hyped event in recent memory. That means it’ll probably be a letdown. Does “Phantom Menace” ring a bell? I’m not comparing Frank to Jar-Jar, I’m just saying people are bound to be disappointed.
that happy dance better involve glazed donuts and sparklers to live up to the hype…
Thats a nice visual…
Just came from Best of Web. Taranto is gloating. I think you need to create some new fithy lies.
Skip the happy dance, I’ll just take the donuts.
Naw,Frank said earlier he has filmed the Happy Dance.I’m gonna trust his good word.And I’m with Yankee and NCO in hoping there’s doughnuts involved.I’m bettin’ his eyes are more glazed than the doughnuts,though. 😉
But… was that EvilFakeFrank posting from a Texas crapper again? Who can we trust?
I think the “fair warning” means it’ll be around 10:00 PM when the book is given out.
i’ve seen the happy dance. i was there. it is worth the wait.
IF he had the donuts in the crapper, I’m not interested… but we could send them to the NY Times.
you won the ‘andrea yates award’??
what the [bleep] does that mean? Very disturbing…
Since you called Jen “Earl” can we start calling you “Ethel” again?
Never mind. Questions you know the answer to you don’t have to ask.