Dude, what can you expect from someone who thinks that lightning kills as many Americans yearly as guns do? Peace through hurling Superior Commercial Airliners at really tall buildings [Frank J.: Never heard that one before; hell, I kill more people each year with guns than are killed by lightning. That said, do not try and find shelter under a tall tree during a thunderstorm.]
with no malice meant toward poor Rowdi…
“CNN’s cameras caught the brave efforts of local firemen in freeing Cindy Sheehan’s head from the door window.”
” hell, I kill more people each year with guns than are killed by lightning.”
Allright Franko, put your money where your mouth is. Actually, even better, put your Smith & Wesson where your mouth is, and pull the trigger.
HOOAH!
“I eat a two dollar package of tortillas and you throw me in the stocks?”
On a separate note, think you might want to take the kitty door completely out of this thread, it’s small enough for a dogs head, but apparently it’s just the right size for a simple minded troll to come right in.
There’s nothing morally wrong with a dog wanting to go through a cat door. He or she is probably a transspecial. That’s so insensitive of you transspeciophobes.
First.
I think that pic should come with a caption contest.
“What the?? I’m not a freaking maltese here!!!”
“Heeeeeeeeeeeeere’s Rowdi!”
Oh, wait, you did say to caption it. Sonofa…..
An unsuspecting Rowdi encounters the cats’ newest invention – the dog guillotine.
President Bush appoints a new director of Cat Security.
“You’re here to see the Wizard? Fine. Give me a Milk Bone.”
Candygram
Dude, what can you expect from someone who thinks that lightning kills as many Americans yearly as guns do?
Peace through hurling Superior Commercial Airliners at really tall buildings
[Frank J.: Never heard that one before; hell, I kill more people each year with guns than are killed by lightning. That said, do not try and find shelter under a tall tree during a thunderstorm.]
Step right up! Step right up! Hit the doggie and win a prize. 3 balls for a dollar!
Frodo Baggins proudly displays his hunting trophy high up on the wall so all his hobbit friends can see.
Hey, Frank, thanks for the kitty door. Here kitty kitty. Frank get me some tuna on my side of the door, will ya
If brute force doesn’t work, you’re not using enough of it!
This hotel has all sorts of luxury amenities… the mini-bar, the hot-tub, and look! Shoe cleaners!
If you’re really small and can’t reach the doorbell button, pull the dog’s tongue; it will let Frank know you’re here.
Heeeeeeeere’s Cindy!
Sorry. I wasn’t trying to insult your dog…
with no malice meant toward poor Rowdi…
“CNN’s cameras caught the brave efforts of local firemen in freeing Cindy Sheehan’s head from the door window.”
Okay was it the blue pill, and how deep (big) the rabbit hole was, or was it red and I wake up without this door stuck to my head? I’m so cornfuzed!
…and at this point, Rowdi threw up all over the carpet right inside our front door…
Now Frank, you know RULE ONE for gun safety and you’ve never printed it…it is: keep the barrel out of your mouth!
“Oh, darn I’m stuck and I left all my ninja gear at home.”
” hell, I kill more people each year with guns than are killed by lightning.”
Allright Franko, put your money where your mouth is. Actually, even better, put your Smith & Wesson where your mouth is, and pull the trigger.
HOOAH!
Hello, I’m looking for a REAL NAME.
Something to drink?
Sure, I’ll have a Jack Spaniels.
“I eat a two dollar package of tortillas and you throw me in the stocks?”
On a separate note, think you might want to take the kitty door completely out of this thread, it’s small enough for a dogs head, but apparently it’s just the right size for a simple minded troll to come right in.
I’m here to deliver this door….where would you like me to drop it?
S’ahldight? … S’ahldight!
/Man, it’s tough typing an accent.
Ummm….is this the way to Glen Reynolds house?
After FINALLY passing we mounted her head (a bit low we agree) but aunt Helen would have appreciated the thought. Signed Jimmy Thomas
After FINALLY passing we mounted her head (a bit low we agree) but aunt Helen would have appreciated the thought. Signed Jimmy Thomas
After FINALLY passing we mounted her head (a bit low we agree) but aunt Helen would have appreciated the thought. Signed Jimmy Thomas
hmmmmmm, what exactly do those cats do when they come in here? Lets see…
Sadly, this is the only photographic evidence we have of the other side of a canine PBA, or D & X for the politically correct.
Rowdi will be missed.
“Oh hey! I found Osama!!”
There’s nothing morally wrong with a dog wanting to go through a cat door. He or she is probably a transspecial. That’s so insensitive of you transspeciophobes.
“Damn that cat’s fast!”
Well… who won? Did I win? Did I?