Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump flew to England. First thing he did when he got off the plane…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump flew to England. First thing he did when he got off the plane…
President Trump flew to England. First thing he did when he got off the plane…
punched a filthy British hippie.
President Trump flew to England. First thing he did when he got off the plane…
well I’m not saying he greeted a British Alien but… he greeted a British Alien.
President Trump flew to England. First thing he did when he got off the plane…
took a leak.
…complimented them on their ‘Hedge Art’.
…was say “Does anyone here still speak English? I brought my Arabic interpreter just in case.”.
He might well ask that same question in certain parts of this nation.
President Trump flew to England. First thing he did when he got off the plane…
Declared, “I hereby claim this land in the name of the native tribes of America!”
President Trump flew to England. First thing he did when he got off the plane…
he went about his business.
President Trump flew to England. First thing he did when he got off the plane…
was to prepare to answer the questions three.
From the video, it certainly lookef like he introduced the First Lady to Eric Idle in drag.
President Trump flew to England. First thing he did when he got off the plane…
Promised that his Secret Service escort is only armed with guns, absolutely no knives whatsoever.
Rest his ruddy arms.
Looked around, furrowed his tanned brow, turned around and got back on the plane.
…was the exact same thing Gen. George S. Patton did while crossing the Rhine.
President Trump flew to England. First thing he did when he got off the plane…
was to demand a shrubbery!
… he visited the head of the Silly Party…
…asked if he could visit Portwenn…
…threatened to taunt Meghan Markle a second time…
…dusted off his powdered wig.
President Trump flew to England. First thing he did when he got off the plane…
started buying the real estate up for a new hotel.
…whatever he did, he didn’t bow.
…said, “I came to drink milk and kick @$$, and I just finished my milk.”
… said “You’re a jerk, Dent. A complete @$$hole.”
…built a large wooden hedgehog.
curtailed his walpoling activities, sallied forth and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles
So, basically, he wanted to buy some cheese…
grabbed some pu$$y by the stiff upper lip and said, “It’s good to be the King.”
Booked his stay in the Tardis hotel…. as it had more room on the inside.
Crossed Abbey Road… and nearly every inhabitant of London.
Bacon for the Beatles reference.
got stuck in the ‘Tube’ because he didn’t want to go anywhere near something freaky that was labelled, “Way Out”
Figured England was starting to see things his way when he kept seeing “Changed Priorities Ahead” road signs.
…yelled back at the pilot, “Hey, buddy, keep the engine running.”
….sent a Tower Of London, ‘wish you were here’ postcard to all the Democrats in Congress.
President Trump flew to England. First thing he did when he got off the plane…
asked, “White cliffs of Dover?”
They pointed off-camera.
President Trump flew to England. First thing he did when he got off the plane…
asked where he could get a good argument.
President Trump flew to England. First thing he did when he got off the plane…
asked if anyone wanted to “Shag” baby, yeah!
President Trump flew to England. First thing he did when he got off the plane…
asked “Where is Balloooooon!!!”
Said, “I’m glad I came after May.”
Said he was going to meet Merkel, but not to mention the war.
Slapped a huge tariff on tea. Bwahhhahaha!
Not a big deal. We evolved into coffee. Probably too far, but stil….
sang, “I see London, I see France…”
Followed Melania around — shown, for some reason, on British TV in super-fast motion, with “Yakkity Sax” playing in the background.
Thanks for reminding me of Benny Hill!
President Trump flew to England. First thing he did when he got off the plane…
Was to answer the customs officer who asked him if he had anything to declare?? “Yes,” he replied, “Man has not evolved one inch from the slime that spawned him!”
Oh, I read that as first thing he did when he got off on the plane… nevermind.