I have an article up at Pajamas Media on how Obama’s brilliance may actually hurt us in foreign affairs. While many may think it’s heresy to say there may be a downside to Obama, I’m not afraid to take the tough positions.
I have an article up at Pajamas Media on how Obama’s brilliance may actually hurt us in foreign affairs. While many may think it’s heresy to say there may be a downside to Obama, I’m not afraid to take the tough positions.
Wow, there’s something you don’t read everyday. That one’s name, brilliance, and tough in the same paragraph.
Question Frank, how many times did you have to “run to the facilities” while writing that?
That rocked! The best part is that if you submitted that to PuffHo they wouldn’t realize it is satire.
Great stuff!!!
“Also, it wouldn’t hurt if in the future they brought offerings of gold
and silver, frankincense, and myrrh.”FIFY
With a few minor tweaks, this absolutely could pass for a straight-faced piece in the Liberal noise machine/MSM. Obama’s plans include not only damaging the U.S. economy as much as possible but also increasing the influence of other economies in the world market. He is happiest on days were the NYSE plummets and the Asian and European markets rally (and in that order.) Similarly, he hopes to diminish the credibility and influence of the United States in the diplomatic and strategic realm as well. It is a mistake to write him off as an inept bungler; he is doing all he can to destroy us. Damn, isn’t that coffee ready yet?
You nailed it, Frank! I especially liked the part about the British bringing us Gold and stuff! They should do that no matter who is President! Just because they are…well…British and because after we threw them out of America we didn’t follow their sorry asses back to England and like totally rout them there and turn that into an American colony which we could have been taxing the snot out of all these years! Think of the riches we could have accumulated! We’d all be rich, rich, rich! Muwhahahahahah!
Thanks a lot, I really didn’t need that breakfast anyway.
The boys down in the labs are trying to determine exactly what level of awesome Obama is. There are two extremes he could go to, awesome success or awesome failure. Considering how he was talking about how he freaked out yelling about how bad the economy was last week and now this week once the numbers came out started saying how it was not a bad as it seemed, we here at Awesometific American are leaning toward Awesomely Clueless.
Ah! I finally understand our journalists. Thank you, Frank (now that I’m passed my fit of weeping).
Huh? What? You weren’t talking about the press?
“Obama too awesome”? It’s sacrilege to suggest it, even in satire.
(LOL #1)
Frank, is this your way of telling us that you’ve been writing hard-hitting news stories for the New York Times under a pseudonym?
Jesus riding a dinosaur…
What kind of dinosaur, though? I mean, if Jesus were to make his Triumphal entry on, say, one of those duck-billed Hadrosaurs, well…that would just be silly; who’d be awed by a giant hairless platypus, even if it carried the Messiah?
But, historically, that’s where Jesus & Jesus 2.0 are similar: Jesus rode in on an ass & Obie had a whole team of them that bore him up to his position on high. And then there’s Biden, of course.
I think Frank is the first to identify the Obama Gap, the distance between the glory of Obama and the inability of primitive peoples to understand his wonders.
If he tries to bridge the gap, I hope he fails.
Thankfully Obama is offset by the Anti-Obamto sort of balance things out….kinda like ying and yang. I am referring of course to Joe the Vice President, a man who is dumber than the average tree stump and duller than a shirt washed in Brand X. His mission is to distract from the brilliance to help keep the world from being too awesomeized. Thus far he is doing an excellent job of countering the brilliance.
#13, I thought the Obama Gap was the blank space between a Liberal’s ears.
Frank, brown nosing the awesome One will not delay your internment.
Don’t Tax Me Bro
“Don’t Tax Me Bro”
Friggin’ hilarious, USSJC. I’d almost forgotten about that & now that it’s been amended for Obie, it’s almost as funny. I can almost hear it now when Obie’s CNSF & the IRS start leg-breaking those upstart American citizens.
“By his cunning he shall make deceit prosper under his hand, and in his own mind he shall magnify himself. Without warning he shall destroy many; and he shall even rise up against the Prince of princes; but, by no human hand, he shall be broken.
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And I, Daniel, was overcome and lay sick for some days; then I rose and went about the king’s business; but I was appalled by the vision and did not understand it.”
– Daniel 8:25, 27.
You. Are. Awesome.
I was hoping that even though he had NO experience O’vomit would not become an embarrassment to the entire country. Thanks to how he treated PM Brown from Great Britain, the jury is not out anymore. It is a fact he is officially the “I’m with stupid” poster boy for this administration.
Not only is he inexperienced, he’s rude, self centered, arrogant and classless (other wise know as gauche), but the O’bamites might hurt they’re little brains trying to figure out what that meant so I’ll just lay it out on the line. That kind of behavior is what gets us into wars (trade and other wise)
What a maroon.
seanmahair-
He’s not the poster boy. He’s the subject. The “stimulus bill” he signed off on illustrates this to a T. That, and his knowledge of the taliban…
THE OBAMA’s brilliance and awesomeness exist only in Michele’s head , Even THE OBAMA is bright enough to realize he’s a flippin IDIOT
I nominate you for the position of “Minister of Truth” in the upcoming re-organization of the Government into a more useful format to carry out Dear Leaders wishes. Your first task will be to correct all the history books to correctly reflect that Dear Leader is the One and Only President. He has always been. There could be no one before Dear Leader because no one could combine his awesomeness and strong, yet delicate, features. And history will also reflect that Dear Leader is also the pope. And budda. Yes, he is the manifestation of jesus and mohammed. He has simply returned to earth in his natural form to enlighten all us schlubs.
Is Dear Leader the one you keep talking about in Hellbender that you never finished?
That would make rohm emmanual the minister of love?
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Frank J – thank you for demonstrating once again why you are the greatest author of the 21st century.