I used a penny to scratch some liberals and I matched up three fascists, but all I won was being called a racist extremist.
They should replace the government shutdown with a government shut up. #PoliticalHumor
With all the website problems, maybe for everyone who doesn’t get insurance Obama and the Democrats should pay the fine.
The Prime Directive states that if you see another starship that’s up/down isn’t oriented the same as yours, you immediately fire on them.
The most annoying thing about freedom is how you have to keep fighting for it constantly. I thought we all agreed it was a good thing!
When the country collapses, we’re just going to shoot everyone responsible and start an ultra-libertarian utopia, right?
If only the Republicans were as effective at stopping Obamacare as the Obamacare web designers.
So, the Obamacare website has cost $634 million and doesn’t work. A couple of thoughts…
1.) Making it work will require throwing bad money after bad.
2.) For that money – and those results – they could have hired Microsoft.
3.) They could have hired Frank. You’re in the wrong business, Frank.
4.) Hell, they could have hired me and I could guarantee it would NEVER work! Yay!
I’m going to say something crazy, radical, and probably very unpopular.
We need another Joe McCarthy. Government needs a communist purge.
The ObamaCare website has reached the pinnacle of Fail. It joins the ranks of the world’s most famous failures like The Maginot Line, New Coke, Apple Lisa, and Barack Obama.
To reduce the costs of redesign the ObamaCare website has started posting advertisements.
The first sponsor to sign up: Kaboom Cereal.
Young feller, if you have a penny and some liberals, the only thing of value you got is the penny.
And if you want to keep the penny you’d better have a gun or the liberals will take it.
These two are so good that I will now devote a substantial percentage of my next month’s brainpower to working them into casual conversation:
“When the country collapses, we’re just going to shoot everyone responsible and start an ultra-libertarian utopia, right?”
“If only the Republicans were as effective at stopping Obamacare as the Obamacare web designers.”
Thanks, Frank!