All They Do Is Lay There Posted by Harvey on 14 November 2013, 8:00 pm The latest trend in stress relief: getting a massage by being covered with snakes. Nice to know Obama staffers have career options after 2016.
Hey, don’t shoot the messenger, nony… or cover him in snakes, as the case may be. Reply to this comment
Obamacare is to healthcare reform as getting covered in snakes is to stress relief. Reply to this comment
Is that an option? How the heck are snakes popular if that is an option? That calls the whole enterprise into question. Manager: “Alright, will it be hot chicks or snakes today?” Harvey: “I’ll take the hot chicks, please.” Manager: “Are you sure you want snakes all over you? They’re so slimy and could bite you and you’d die.” Harvey: “No, hot chicks!” Manager: “Ok, snakes it is!” Hm. Maybe Obama staffers already work there. Reply to this comment
@5 Hahahaha @4 and @5 I’m thinking we need to clarify the singularity or plural-ness (is that a word? ok. I just made it a word) of Harvey’s use of the word “chick”. Reply to this comment
@6 – If plural it must be, then my preference is that they at least line up single file. Reply to this comment
@5 Snakes are on your new, improved plan. Hot chicks were only covered by your old, substandard plan. Praise Obamacare! Reply to this comment
Screaming like a hippie on fire and jumping out the window does (sometimes) lead to a reduction is stress whether brought on by snakes or Obamacare. Reply to this comment
Harvey, you want a snake massage??? Huh.
Hey, don’t shoot the messenger, nony… or cover him in snakes, as the case may be.
Obamacare is to healthcare reform as getting covered in snakes is to stress relief.
@1 – If I have an option, I’d prefer “scantily-clad hot chick” to snakes.
Is that an option? How the heck are snakes popular if that is an option? That calls the whole enterprise into question.
Manager: “Alright, will it be hot chicks or snakes today?”
Harvey: “I’ll take the hot chicks, please.”
Manager: “Are you sure you want snakes all over you? They’re so slimy and could bite you and you’d die.”
Harvey: “No, hot chicks!”
Manager: “Ok, snakes it is!”
Hm. Maybe Obama staffers already work there.
@5 Hahahaha
@4 and @5 I’m thinking we need to clarify the singularity or plural-ness (is that a word? ok. I just made it a word) of Harvey’s use of the word “chick”.
@6 – If plural it must be, then my preference is that they at least line up single file.
@5 Snakes are on your new, improved plan. Hot chicks were only covered by your old, substandard plan. Praise Obamacare!
Screaming like a hippie on fire and jumping out the window does (sometimes) lead to a reduction is stress whether brought on by snakes or Obamacare.
@6 We should also clarify that we’re all referring to baby chickens, right?
@7 Done.