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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results for 4/18/2025 : New Matches for 4/25/2025
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Results
| Aliza Gur | No Preference | Denise Perrier |
|---|---|---|
| 66 | 19 | 36 |
| Honor Blackman | No Preference | Izabella Scorupco |
|---|---|---|
| 110 | 1 | 100 |
Matches for 4/25/2025
Match 1
Shirley Eaton (Jill Masterson) vs Famke Janssen (Xenia Onatopp)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Shirley Eaton | 1 – 0 – 0 | 177 – 0 – 52 |
Actress: Shirley Eaton Nationality: English Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964) Synopsis:
Jill Masterson was the scantly dressed girl who used binoculars and an ear piece to help Auric Goldfinger cheat at cards. Bond caught her at the game, and together they blackmailed Goldfinger into losing his money. After enjoying a few bottles of Dom Perignon with Bond, Masterson was killed by Goldfinger’s henchman Oddjob, in revenge for her betrayal. Bond awoke to find her covered from head to toe in gold paint.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Famke Janssen | 1 – 0 – 0 | 142 – 1 – 19 |
Actress: Famke Janssen Nationality: Dutch Bond Movie: Goldeneye (1995) Synopsis:
Xenia Onatopp was a henchwoman working alongside the traitor General Ourumov. She stole a Tiger Helicopter, a new prototype that was resistant to electromagnetic pulses. She then helped Ourumov steal the codes and launch key for the Goldeneye satellite weapon from the Severnaya Space Control Centre. She killed the staff and programmed Goldeneye to destroy the facility with electromagnetic pulses that wouldn’t effect the Tiger. She flirted with Bond and tried to kill him on multiple occasions, but Bond ended up onatopp.
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Match 2
Tania Mallet (Tilly Masterson) vs Serena Gordon (Caroline)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Tania Mallet | 0 – 1 – 0 | 46 – 1 – 228 |
Actress: Tania Mallet Nationality: English Bond Movie: Goldfinger (1964) Synopsis:
Tilly Masterson tried to assassinate Auric Goldfinger in revenge for the death of her sister Jill. With her poor marksmanship, she missed and almost shot Bond, who took a sharp interest in her. Bond caught up with Tilly again and foiled another of her attempts to kill Goldfinger. In the process, the two were chased by Goldfinger’s hitmen, and Tilly was killed by Oddjob’s steel rimmed hat.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Serena Gordon | 0 – 1 – 0 | 50 – 3 – 158 |
Actress: Serena Gordon Nationality: English Bond Movie: Goldeneye (1995) Synopsis:
Caroline was a psychological evaluator working for MI6. She was sent by M to evaluate Bond, who took her for a drive in his Aston Martin DB5. Bond drove very fast and engaged in a race with Xenia Onatopp, making Caroline very uncomfortable. After screaming at Bond to slow down, Bond came to an abrupt stop, and seduced Caroline with a bottle of Bollinger champagne hidden in an armrest. The two proceed with a “very thorough evaluation.”
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Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results for 4/16/2025 : New Matches for 4/23/2025
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Results
| Catherine Schell | No Preference | Cassandra Harris |
|---|---|---|
| 105 | 3 | 44 |
| Jane Seymour | No Preference | Kristina Wayborn |
|---|---|---|
| 119 | 0 | 89 |
Matches for 4/23/2025
Match 1
Gloria Hendry (Rosie Carver) vs Tina Hudson (Bianca)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Gloria Hendry | 1 – 2 – 0 | 127 – 17 – 454 |
Actress: Gloria Hendry Nationality: American Bond Movie: Live and Let Die (1973) Synopsis:
Rosie Carver was an inept and incompetent double agent, working for the CIA and for heroin baron Dr. Kananga. She checked into Bond’s hotel room as Mrs. Bond, and said she would take him to the spot where Bains, another MI6 agent, was killed. While picnicking near the area, Bond confronts Rosie, revealing that he knows she is working for Kanaga. Bond threatens to kill her, and Rosie runs away, only to be killed by a hidden gun in one of Kanaga’s scarecrows.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Tina Hudson | 2 – 1 – 0 | 392 – 5 – 276 |
Actress: Tina Hudson Nationality: English Bond Movie: Octopussy (1983) Synopsis:
Bianca was an MI6 agent assisting Bond in Latin America. She helped Bond disguise himself as Colonel Toro so that he could infiltrate a military base and plant an explosive on a Cuban spy plane. When the mission went awry and Bianca saw Bond being taken away as a prisoner in an army jeep, she went into action. She drove alongside the jeep, and flirted with Bond’s captors, showing off her legs to distract them while Bond pulled their parachute cords.
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Match 2
Madeline Smith (Miss Caruso) vs Tanya Roberts (Stacey Sutton)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Madeline Smith | 3 – 0 – 0 | 437 – 4 – 212 |
Actress: Madeline Smith Nationality: English Bond Movie: Live and Let Die (1973) Synopsis:
Miss Caruso was an agent of the Italian Secret Service. She was asleep with Bond at his home when, just before 6am, the doorbell rang. Bond answered the door to find M, who announced an urgent mission. He also casually mentioned that the Italian’s were complaining about their missing agent, Miss Caruso. In a scene lit with humour, Bond continually distracts M to avoid him finding Caruso, with a little help from Miss Moneypenny, who had accompanied M.
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Tanya Roberts | 2 – 1 – 0 | 483 – 1 – 290 |
Actress: Tanya Roberts Nationality: American Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
Stacey Sutton inherited the Sutton Oil company, which megalomaniac Max Zorin tried to take over. Zorin offered Sutton $5 million for her shares in the company, which she refused. Bond learnt of the cheque and confronted her at her home. Stacey was initially aggressive, pointing a shotgun at Bond. However, when some of Zorin’s henchmen arrived to persuade Stacey to sell, Bond sorted them out and gained Stacey’s trust. The pair escaped an attempt on their lives, and managed to kill Zorin.
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