Moon Is Bombed October 9th

The moon will be preliminarily bombed on October 9th. It will only be visible through a telescope, but hopefully it will give us plenty of data to make sure that when we nuke the moon it will be visible to all. And seeing America’s mighty power unleashed on the moon, our enemies will bow down and worship us and send us gifts to appease us. It was always in NASA’s charter to get countries to worship us like gods, and finally we are making progress towards it.

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  1. About dang time we start spending my tax dollars on something other than being a glorified UPS truck for the International Space Station (By the way why is it called the International Space Station when we payed for the bulk of the dang thing.) I really think that we could get away with nuking the moon if we could somehow find proof that it was increasing the Earth’s carbon output and causing global warming.

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  2. Congratulations Frank! It must be very gratifying to see your vision begin to come to pass. I also sense the hand of Dr. Travis “Doc” Taylor in this. Everyone knows that redneck rocket scientists are always eager to blow things up, just don’t let them play with the anti-matter!

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  3. It’s a trap!

    They’re simply trying to appease us! They won’t actually nuke the moon! The agency is controlled by Obama, for crying out loud.

    Frank, the only way we’ll get this done is if we allow a private contractor (The evil, dark, and twisted CheneyCorp) to do the job.

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  4. Best case scenario: Water vapor forms a pretty rainbow – Moon Base Alpha follows.
    Worst case scenario: Moon crumbles to dust, forms a series of rings around the Earth, Saturn gets jealous. Lack of tides results in lously surfing. Beach Boys mourn. Go for it!

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  5. And seeing America’s mighty power unleashed on the moon, our enemies will bow down and worship us and send us gifts to appease us

    The only problem with that happening now is that with the Communistocrats in charge, we’re not worthy of being worshipped.

    I’d rather the USA nuke the moon and be adored by the rest of the world when Sarah Palin is in charge. Unlike Obambi & Co., she’ll actually know what to do.

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  6. Hey Frank,

    OK, the bombing the moon thing just floored me. I always thought you were going for the knucklehead route and you turn out to be prescient! How the hell does that happen! I was always thinking that you were more of a magic eight ball sort of sage, but apparently you have a fully functioning damn crystal ball or something! Tell us more!

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  7. I knew that Obama was sinking in the polls, but I never imagined he was an IMAO reader.

    Hi Barry.

    Have to say I like the direction your taking with the NASA reform bill.

    Now if you could just step up the megatonnage that would be fine.

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