The moon will be preliminarily bombed on October 9th. It will only be visible through a telescope, but hopefully it will give us plenty of data to make sure that when we nuke the moon it will be visible to all. And seeing America’s mighty power unleashed on the moon, our enemies will bow down and worship us and send us gifts to appease us. It was always in NASA’s charter to get countries to worship us like gods, and finally we are making progress towards it.
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