Random Thoughts
If you asked me what I liked least about liberals, it would probably be the fascism.
Pearl Harbor started the policy that if you attack America, we destroy you and one other country of our choosing.
Why do liberals need federal money for abortion? Can’t they just start a “Stop the Babies!” charity? “Right now there are babies waiting to be born and ruin people’s lives. We can stop that. With your help.” See, you can voluntarily spend you money on others. It’s called charity. I’m not sure who came up with it.
To show their solidarity, the Copenhagen attendees should all wear pointy hats with the words “the science is settled” on them.
I get confused sometimes. I once rolled up the dog to whack the newspaper. It was the New York Times, of course.
If I ever got a Nobel Peace Prize, first thing I’d do is turn it into a weapon.
The police report said curiosity killed the cat, but it looked to me more like it was a shotgun.
I spent all that time watching Sesame Street learning to count and I haven’t used those skills since.
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December 8th, 2009 at 9:24 am
I find the gay fascism to be somewhat unappealing.
December 8th, 2009 at 9:45 am
…”all wear pointy TINFOIL hats with the words”… I like that way better.
December 8th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Yeah, or one that says “The Science! is
SettledScuttled”December 8th, 2009 at 10:20 am
Of course not your an engineer.
December 8th, 2009 at 10:44 am
I’ve been missing Harvey’s “Lightning Rounds.”
December 8th, 2009 at 10:47 am
I spent all that time watching Sesame Street learning to count and I haven’t used those skills since.
You have a bright future in management, or perhaps human resources or marketing. The ideal job, of course, would be vice-president of marketing, or vice-president of human resources.
December 8th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Pearl Harbor started the policy that if you attack America, we destroy you and one other country of our choosing.
Okay, that’s funny.
[Woohoo! Finally wrote something funny! -Ed.]
December 8th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Ed and Frank are the same person. What?
December 8th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
You’ve been doing it for years, I knew you’d get it right sooner or later.
Put a gold star on your monitor.
December 8th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
MarkoMancuso says: Ed and Frank are the same person.
Although Ed is much less annoying
December 8th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
“We destroy you and one other country of our choosing.”
Don’t forget Italy! We would’ve destroyed them too if they hadn’t had the good sense to switch sides when we gave them the chance.