Favorite Movies of Conservatives

Posted by Frank J. on March 5, 2010 at 3:01 pm

John Hawkins polled right-leaning bloggers on their favorite movies, and here are the results. For the record, here are the ten movies I named. I came up with the list pretty quickly, so I probably forgot some more deserving ones. Anyway, trying to not be pretentious, I based my selection on what movies I would be compelled to watch if they were playing on TV (pretending it’s back in the day before DVRs and I watched just random things off the TV). Here they are:

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Princess Bride
Die Hard
The Empire Strikes Back
The Godfather
Tommy Boy
The Matrix
The Incredibles
The Dark Knight
Jaws

Looking at Hawkins’s list, the most glaring ones I forgot about are Raiders of the Lost Ark and Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Also, had I thought of them, Apollo 13 and It’s a Wonderful Life might have made the list.

UPDATE: SarahK’s list is here.

1 Star (Hated it)2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (Awesome) (9 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)
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37 Responses to “Favorite Movies of Conservatives”

  1. Son of Bob says:

    What about “We Were Soldiers”? Should be up near the top of the list.

  2. Natassia says:

    Wait a minute!

    What about The Boondock Saints?

    “Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men.”

  3. DamnCat says:

    “Serenity” would be near to top of my list.

  4. zipity says:

    I strongly urge you to locate a copy of “Montana” starring Kyra Sedgewick, Stanley Tucci, Phiip Seymour Hoffman, Robbie Coltrane, Ethan Embrey, John Ritter, and Robin Tunney. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0119699/

  5. Anna says:

    I’m so glad you’re not one of the one’s who said “Schindler’s List”. Blech.

  6. Bob C. says:

    I can’t believe you left off Patton!

  7. Tim says:

    No “Band of Brothers”? What are you, some kind of Communist?? 8)

  8. KB51 says:

    Cat Ballou.I know the starlet is a traitorous b**ch. But the movie is great.

  9. storm1911 says:

    Dirty Harry?
    Rambo?
    The Final Option? (Any movie that starts with a hippie protester getting shot through his bullhorn into the throat with a crossbow bolt has got to be good.)

  10. zip says:

    Ghostbusters, they leave the university and become successful businessmen who make fun of bureaucrats.

  11. xaetognath says:

    Frank, why Empire Strikes Back, and not Return of the Jedi? Or even the original (later redubbed “A New Hope”)? Return of the Jedi had Princess Leia in a bronze bikini, and Vader finding ultimate redemption. Admittedly, there were Ewoks, and they are too close to monkeys for comfort, but a lot of them did die, after all.

  12. Basil says:

    You kids and your Hollywood movies…

    Six of my list of ten made Hawkins’ top 20:
    * Casablanca (1942)
    * The Godfather (1972)
    * The Godfather Part II (1974)
    * Patton (1969)
    * The Princess Bride(1987)
    * Star Wars (1977)

    My other four:
    * The General (1927)
    * The Magnificent Seven (1960)
    * Stagecoach (1939)
    * The Wizard of Oz (1939)

    The newest movie in my list is 23 years old.

  13. MarkoMancuso says:

    The Hunt for Red October
    The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
    The Caine Mutiny
    The Leone/Eastwood trilogy
    The Longest Day
    Das Boot
    Run Silent, Run Deep
    On The Waterfront
    Patton
    Cool Hand Luke
    Rear Window

  14. zzyzx says:

    Sigh!! Blazing Saddles at only got four votes? Are you sure these were right of center blogs that were polled!?

  15. MarkoMancuso says:

    Oooh! Kelly’s Heroes and Fugitive (“YOU FIND THAT MAN!”).

  16. MarkoMancuso says:

    One more. The Seventh Cross.

  17. Live Free Or Die says:

    Conan the Barbarian
    The Scorpion King
    The Untouchables
    Caddyshack
    Every Dirty Harry movie
    The Green Berets
    The Abyss
    Aliens
    Mad Max/The Road Warrior/Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
    BraveHeart
    Left off alot of John Wayne movies,Humphrey Bogart Movies, Clint Eastwood movies, Sean Connery Movies….. whittling down to 10 is tough.

  18. Taylor says:

    Not a single Charlton Heston movie. You damned dirty bloggers :)

    Ben-Hur is a classic that I enjoy every time I watch it.

  19. KB51 says:

    “MarkoMancuso says:
    March 5th, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    The Hunt for Red October
    The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
    The Caine Mutiny
    The Leone/Eastwood trilogy
    The Longest Day
    Das Boot
    Run Silent, Run Deep
    On The Waterfront
    Patton
    Cool Hand Luke
    Rear Window”

    Run Silent Run Deep. Great choice!

  20. motopolitico says:

    Shawshank Redemption (why am I the first on here to name it?)
    The Pianist (Polanski sucks and deserves to share a bottom bunk in the california prison system, but this movie is a masterpiece)
    The Hunt for Red October (Right there with Bart Ramius, uh, I mean Marko Mancuso. Sean Connery’s Scottish Russian accent rocks!)

    Those are my top three, and they are tied at the top. I love them all equally.

    Runners-up include:
    The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
    Inglourious Basterds (the Good/Bad/Ugly-inspired Fur Elise at the beginning was sheer genius, as was the entire opening sequence)
    To End All Wars
    Bridge over the River Kwai
    Empire of the Sun
    The Longest Day
    Empire Strikes Back

  21. 5of7 says:

    The Three Stooges Meet Hercules
    Mystery Men
    Galaxy Quest
    Warriors of the Wind
    The Last Unicorn
    The Ten Commandments
    Lord of the Rings trilogy
    Moby Dick starring Gregory Peck
    Team America: World Police
    Quigley Down Under

    All movies I liked enough to buy my own copy of. (except the Ten Commandments, but since that one gets played at least once a year, no need to buy it.)

  22. Cilla Mitchell, Galveston Texas says:

    Basil: Excellent choices, excellent. However I would like to include my old time favorite: “The Great Escape.”

  23. Corona says:

    Nobody said Trog? Comon’! Joan Crawford, people!

    What about Willard? And Ben? Heh.

  24. ljunderst88 says:

    Millers Crossing “The Old Man is Still an Artist with a Thompson” Check it out.

  25. js says:

    And don’t forget Airplane! and The Naked Gun.

    They both stick it to liberals so deftly that you don’t even notice that it’s happening.

    But it’s really hard to beat On the Waterfront.

  26. the botnet says:

    Night of the Living dead?

  27. Chad says:

    Jeremiah Johnson- 1972

  28. Zimriel says:

    “Matrix” isn’t conservative. It’s Gnostic and anti-authoritarian. And a lot of cops get shot by the “good” guys. Finally, it starts Lawrence Fishbourne, who acts like a pompous hipster douche the whole time.

    Try fantasy instead. There’s a LOT of conservatism in fantasy.

    “Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe”; and that fifth Harry Potter movie – the one with Dolores, lady of pain.

    Then there’s the against-the-upstart-tyrant genre, which in order to work has to show the local, small towns under threat. So, “Scorpion King”. “Shrek”, too.

  29. Burtt says:

    While there are some excellent nominations mentioned here. I am agonized that no-one has even mentioned the most quotable movie of all time. I am refering of course to “Rustlers Rhapsody” And yeah, it starred John Wayne’s kid Patrick as Bob Barber.

    Blackie: Who in the hell are you?

    Rex O’Herlihan: Just a stranger passing thru.

    Blackie: Where in the hell did you get that shirt?

    Rex O’Herlihan: The way a person dresses is nobody’s business but his or her own.
    ———————————
    In another scene

    Rex: I’ll curse if I wanna curse! Damn! Damn, damn, hell, damn, tee tee, doo doo!

  30. Willy says:

    Shenandoah (1965) with Jimmy Stewart. Worth it if only for the dialogue when soldiers tell farmer Charlie Anderson that his horses are being requisitioned.
    “What’s requisition mean, Pa?”
    “Stealing.”

  31. ussjimmycarter says:

    Animal House!

  32. Snackeater says:

    Sorry I’m late–I blew out a wheel on my mouse.

    The Wild Geese
    Black Hawk Down
    The Ghost and the Darkness
    Fail Safe
    Rudy

  33. PammyV says:

    All of the above and Gran Torino.

  34. Dope and Chains says:

    Any film starring Chuck Norris. There — just saved this place from certain destruction.

    “The Dirty Dozen” (1967)

    “Slap Shot” (1977), despite Paul Newman’s big mouth

    “Saving Private Ryan” (1998), despite Tom Hanks’ and Matt Damon’s even bigger mouths

  35. Genghis Khen says:

    Uh, “The Road Warrior”, anyone? How that didn’t make the list, I have no idea. Every time I run across it on TV, no matter at which point in the movie, I’m mesmerized… much to the wife’s chagrin.

  36. Scott says:

    How about, Hunt For Red October? In my opinion, the only way that movie could have been improved would have been if Harrison Ford had played the character who was played by Alec Baldwin.

    Two of my other favorite movies are, Gunga Din and The Charge Of The Light Brigade, two old black and white movies. They don’t make movies like them anymore.

  37. motopolitico says:

    Scott, while I like Harrison Ford, the Jack Ryan portrayed by Tom Clancy in his novels is borderline wussy at times. He hates nuclear weapons. As president, he is a center-right moderate. He is a fairly ordinary man who is thrust into extraordinary situations and prevails far more by his wits than through his brawn. Alec Baldwin was a better choice for such a role than Harrison Ford, who actually did play the role twice, in Patriot Games and Clear and Present Danger, neither of which were as good as Hunt for Red October. The Sum of All Fears, as a film, does not exist as far as I’m concerned. It is dead to me.

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