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The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…
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January 3rd, 2013 at 12:03 pm
An orgasam….oh wait.
January 3rd, 2013 at 12:05 pm
Well, I be the first to say it.. A BJ.
January 3rd, 2013 at 12:08 pm
… was a new golf cart.
January 3rd, 2013 at 12:09 pm
… two plane tickets for he and Michelle to visit the ruins of Hostess.
January 3rd, 2013 at 12:09 pm
… was a basic understanding of math or economics.
January 3rd, 2013 at 12:11 pm
The opportunity for Obama to go “F” Harry Reid
January 3rd, 2013 at 12:23 pm
Rabies.
January 3rd, 2013 at 12:26 pm
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal… was any resistance.
January 3rd, 2013 at 12:28 pm
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal… was a reason go blame Bush.
January 3rd, 2013 at 12:30 pm
..was a reason to blame Bush..
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January 3rd, 2013 at 12:31 pm
was proof that the GOP has a spine.
January 3rd, 2013 at 12:32 pm
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was a push.
January 3rd, 2013 at 12:34 pm
…was frankincense and myrrh.
January 3rd, 2013 at 12:56 pm
The Only Thing Republicans Didn’t Give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal… The Spanish Inquisition… He wasn’t expecting it.
January 3rd, 2013 at 1:04 pm
…was something far too naughty to mention on this family site.
January 3rd, 2013 at 1:13 pm
…was the kitchen sink
January 3rd, 2013 at 1:31 pm
…was a hard time
January 3rd, 2013 at 1:37 pm
…was a Heil Hitler, because he doesn’t speak Germanian.
January 3rd, 2013 at 1:38 pm
A knobber. Or was that already mentioned?
January 3rd, 2013 at 1:54 pm
A request for a reacharound.
January 3rd, 2013 at 1:56 pm
The Only Thing Republicans Didn’t Give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal… was a tea party
January 3rd, 2013 at 2:12 pm
A proclamation making him hereditary King for life, and abolishing Congress as we kniow it.
January 3rd, 2013 at 2:24 pm
… a Happy Ending
… what their constituents wanted
… their spines in a bag, for BO.
January 3rd, 2013 at 2:42 pm
choom subsidies
a bacon entitlement
Hillary’s subpoena for Benghazi
January 3rd, 2013 at 2:50 pm
…was syphilis.
January 3rd, 2013 at 2:58 pm
…whatever the word is that means class, honesty, dignity, trustworhiness and all the things that make fo a decent, honorable man. And a nit comb.
January 3rd, 2013 at 3:15 pm
…the bums rush.
January 3rd, 2013 at 3:17 pm
a shoulder to cry tears of joy upon.
January 3rd, 2013 at 3:41 pm
A good salad tossing
January 3rd, 2013 at 4:18 pm
was the name of that truck driving school Goose was interested in
January 3rd, 2013 at 4:19 pm
was a way to save over 15% on his car insurance!
January 3rd, 2013 at 4:51 pm
…. a way to make it a good idea.
…. fries with that.
…. the support of the people who elected them to start with.
January 3rd, 2013 at 5:22 pm
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was the middle finger- from all of us.
January 3rd, 2013 at 5:23 pm
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…a running start.
January 3rd, 2013 at 5:38 pm
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…the Ferracotti brothers to enforce it.
January 3rd, 2013 at 6:02 pm
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…a lesson in reality.
January 3rd, 2013 at 6:35 pm
A fight.
January 3rd, 2013 at 8:23 pm
The only thing the Republicans didn’t give Obama in the fiscal cliff deal was their wives and daughters, and that’s only because Bill Clinton wasn’t the one negotiating.
January 3rd, 2013 at 9:11 pm
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was a cigarette afterward.
January 3rd, 2013 at 9:12 pm
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was the $9 for the morning after pill because it was free under Obamacare!
January 3rd, 2013 at 9:13 pm
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…Paul Ryan duct taped to spit and tossed on the White House lawn.
January 3rd, 2013 at 9:17 pm
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…the island of Manhattan and the shiny pieces of glass they got last time Speaker Boehner met with the president.
January 3rd, 2013 at 9:18 pm
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…the Republican candidate’s 2016 election concession speech.
January 3rd, 2013 at 9:19 pm
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…the rape kit afterward.
January 3rd, 2013 at 9:22 pm
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was any sort of indication that they’ll do much to represent their election base besides talk.
January 3rd, 2013 at 9:23 pm
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was Bo served on a platter.
January 3rd, 2013 at 10:36 pm
… was the kitchen sink.
January 4th, 2013 at 12:52 am
…was the look Wile E. Coyote gives just moments after being outsmarted by the Roadrunner, and just before he plummets into the canyon below.
January 4th, 2013 at 8:51 am
was the swearing of formal allegiance to The One.
January 4th, 2013 at 10:43 am
Boehner the Boner, mores the pity.
January 4th, 2013 at 11:48 am
…was putting an apple in Chris Christies mouth at the pig roast.
…was the bill for their morning after pills.
January 4th, 2013 at 1:14 pm
a real solution to any problem.
January 4th, 2013 at 2:09 pm
… was a whole bunch of malarkey. Because we all know what Joe thinks of that.
January 4th, 2013 at 3:32 pm
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January 4th, 2013 at 3:42 pm
The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was a ski lift ticket for the bunny slope.