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The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…

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  1. …whatever the word is that means class, honesty, dignity, trustworhiness and all the things that make fo a decent, honorable man. And a nit comb.

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  2. …. a way to make it a good idea.

    …. fries with that.

    …. the support of the people who elected them to start with.

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  3. The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was the middle finger- from all of us.

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  4. The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…the Ferracotti brothers to enforce it.

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  5. The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…a lesson in reality.

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  6. The only thing the Republicans didn’t give Obama in the fiscal cliff deal was their wives and daughters, and that’s only because Bill Clinton wasn’t the one negotiating.

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  7. The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was a cigarette afterward.

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  8. The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was the $9 for the morning after pill because it was free under Obamacare!

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  9. The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…Paul Ryan duct taped to spit and tossed on the White House lawn.

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  10. The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…the island of Manhattan and the shiny pieces of glass they got last time Speaker Boehner met with the president.

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  11. The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…the Republican candidate’s 2016 election concession speech.

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  12. The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was any sort of indication that they’ll do much to represent their election base besides talk.

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  13. The only thing Republicans didn’t give Obama in the Fiscal Cliff Deal…was Bo served on a platter.

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  14. …was the look Wile E. Coyote gives just moments after being outsmarted by the Roadrunner, and just before he plummets into the canyon below.

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  15. …was putting an apple in Chris Christies mouth at the pig roast.

    …was the bill for their morning after pills.

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