Meanwhile on the Starship Enterprise, the crew realizes they've been flying upside down the whole time
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) October 10, 2013
Difference between Obamacare and a time share condo sales pitch? Time share condo salesmen can't arrest you for not buying.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 10, 2013
I'd rather listen to Chewbacca read the entire iTunes Terms and Conditions than listen to Miley Cyrus' new album.
— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) October 10, 2013
I have 6000 followers because I say what we're all really thinking and I say "Hitler" a lot.
— Doctor Scareitas (@doctorveritas) October 10, 2013