Once again, I’m stealing David Letterman’s intellectual property…
TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT A BILL CLINTON BOOK SIGNING
10. “He got ‘special sauce’ all over my copy.”
9. “No, I don’t want you to sign my breasts as well.”
8. “Hell no, I’m not going to read all this… but I will beat to death my rival drug dealer with it. Beating someone to death with a presidential memoir– now that’s kill’n with class!”
7. “I think I saw a woman under the table he’s seated at. I wonder what she’s doing?”
6. “Ahh! The aliens are invading and they’re hideous… oh, it’s just James Carville.”
5. “Come on! Just stand next to me and say, ‘I did not have sex with that woman!’ while my friend films. It’ll be cool! Oh! And do that thing with your thumb and lip!”
4. “I know I’m just a kid, but you’re a big inspiration to me and… No, I don’t know if my mother is being properly satisfied by my father. Why do you ask?”
3. “No! Sign it with your pen!”
2. “I like how he said how dedicated he is to the women’s movement… or did he say he ‘likes how women move’?”
And the number one thing overheard at a Bill Clinton book signing–
“Aww… I thought this was the line to meet Carter!”
“David Letterman’s intellectual property” huh. Well, give it back.
Oh, and first…..
#1 cracks me up!
Classic, #3 was by far the best one.
I just want to know if he had his Peace through oral sex T-shirt on. 🙂
At least we know that he was wearing his Mystery Bracelet.
Frank, that is nasty. “Special Sauce.” Ick.
Remember Ronin:
Frank‘s new name is spelled like this:
<a href=”http://www.imao.us”>Frank</A>
Use that every time you address Frank. Frank will develop some kind of complex unless we make imao.us the #1 Google link for “Frank.”
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Special sauce is the sauce on Big Macs.
Yes, but considering the context, it could be misconstrued, Frank… ahem…
Ew, just…
Eewww, Sorry I ever considered voting for the poopie-head even once. Sooooo covered with ickiness and shame to think that unctuous jackass was ever cool. I do feel better that the first time I ever DID vote it was for Dubya. But the sin was in my heart and it will haunt me always…. It is like they say, you are never cured, you are recovering always… (from dipsh!t liberalism)
Must. Do. Penance…
#6 !!! Slick Willie is just slick, but I really can’t stand watching Carville – he’s like a shaved cat’s butt with diarrhea!
I know it’s “Clinton Week”, but I just feel the urge to push for a spontaneous caption contest for this…..
http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/ALLPOLITICS/06/23/kerry.ap/vert.kerry.wednesday.ap.jpg
Sorry Slick Willie, but if I make you sad you can always eat a twinkie and have a nice “cigar” to boost that self esteem.
Like this beo?
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okay, let’s see if I get this right.
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Yay!
Frank, I would just like to let you know that Frank is #35 on google when you search for Frank. Sorry you are not to #1 ……………………………………………………………………….. Yet…
That means I’ve fallen a space!