Today’s wisdom comes from the fierce samurai warrior Calvin Coolidge:
If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.
The wise samurai chooses his battles carefully. Reflect on this.
First!
Yea, troubles do tend to be stupid. You can also redirect them by pointing toward nowhere in particular and saying, “Wow, look at that!” The same procedure works for hillbillies, hippies, and zombies.
I’m starting to worry about groups ending in “ies”.
Don’t just do something, sit there.
My philosophy and that of my trusty side-kick, Rationalization Boy.
The RTotD is becoming my favorite IMAO section. You need to add it to your categories list in the righthand sidebar.
Know your opponent.
Expect the unexpected
Frank-
I like how after I posted here I scroll down to see “Know Thy Enemy”
I didn’t expect that