Esteemed Readers,
Yeah, you. Over there. yeah, I’m talking to you, doodie head. Oops. Sorry.
Have you voted today?
Did you know that you could vote each day for the best humor website?
Of course you didn’t -otherwise you’d be DOING IT!
Did I mention I’m also babysitting Chomps while Frank is away. You wouldn’t want to make him angry (Chomps – I mean).
A few days ago, I gave Frank J my official endorsement. It was one of the most moving posts I have ever written.
Let me just add this. Were it not for Frank …Um. Were it not for Frank… hmm.
Post in comments…
If it wasn’t for Frank…
Let’s see who can come up with some good stuff and let Frank know his impact on our lives.
Oh, and go vote already!
If it wasn’t for Frank I might have never realized the truth and brilliance that Nuclear weapons can bring about in matters of world peace, especially when used in conjunction against certain extraterrestrial orbiting bodies.
If it wasn’t for Frank I might have never realized the truth and brilliance that Nuclear weapons can bring about in matters of world peace, especially when used in conjunction against certain extraterrestrial orbiting bodies.
… the moon would still be whole….
I voted once a week ago. Every day I go to vote, and they say, “You voted already today!” Which I haven’t. But voting once a day until the contest closes, that’s a myth, isn’t it? They are disenfranchising me otherwise. Where’s Jesse Jackson’s phone number?
If it weren’t for FrankJ, Protein Wisdom would win with over 50%.
Sorry for the double post. Was having some issues.
If it wasn’t for Frank, I would have never started my own blog (Click on my name to visit it), never would have seen the wisdom of such cockamaney schemes such as nuking our (very important to the exixtance of earth) moon, and never would have turned gay.. oh, wait, no I’m not.
If it wasn’t for Frank, I’d believe I’m the only human alive to find this certain type of humor funny.
If it wasn’t for Frank, I’d believe it’s impossible to make fun of the people you vote. Now I know that’s only true if you’re a leftie.
If it wasn’t for Frank, I wouldn’t have found out about Red vs. Blue.
If it wasn’t for Frank, I’d have other things to say.
(hmmm…)
Were it not for Frank (go subjunctive case!), I never would have…
gotten a free book.
realized that my site has no hope for traffic anywhere near his.
seen the beauty of craters.
realized how pathetic my humor and intellect is.
had mental images of a Defense Secretary wrestling frogs burned into my mind for eternity.
been able to shamelessly promote on a site with much more traffic than I.
gotten any hope for a girlfriend as pretty as SarahK. (Honestly, the SarahK to FrankJ hotness scale is, like, the same number as the size of the moon’s nuclear crater measured in attometers…)
If it weren’t for Frank J, I’d never read any blogs at all. I only read this one.
If it weren’t for Frank J, I’d need another cup of coffee.
If not for Frank J., the monkeys will have won.
http://mountaineermusings.com/wp-content/sunday_morning_ready_blah.jpg
http://mountaineermusings.com/wp-content/frank_coconino.jpg
http://mountaineermusings.com/wp-content/frank_made_me_carry_everything.jpg
paste and view, I don’t know how to link them directly but these pics show that sarahk and frankj are perfect together, she isn’t better looking than he is.
Were it not for Frank, I wouldn’t believe that an electrical engineer could have a sense of humor. Or any engineer have a sense of humor, for that matter.
Were it not for Frank I would have a cleaner house and smaller butt because I would be busy working all day instead of stalking him while sitting at my computer.
It appears that the “Protein Wisdon” sight’s votes were cheats. I knew nobody could just come up and blast FrankJ from behind like that.
Oh yeah, if it weren’t for FrankJ, I wouldn’t have had to buy new pajamas.
If it weren’t for Frank, my wife would not be shouting “Four more years of tax cuts and dead terrorists!” at cars with Kerry/Edwards bumper stickers.
I second the notion that if it were not for Frank, I would have not started my own Blog. I also would not be reading Blogs, or having this much fun doing so.
scrapplepuss can’t hold a candle to Frank’s humor. The ronin are pretty darn funny also.
If it weren’t for FrankJ my abnormally high fear of dark spots in the trees would never been justified. I knew the ninjas were following me. I felt their presence. Some may have bought into the idea that moose were nesting, not I. I did the only thing a person with half a mind would(not bragging, I do have half) and called Fish and Game who denied moose migration to trees. BTW my doctor increased my anti-anxiety meds and am feeling better.