Look at the exclusive speakers for Premiere Speakers Bureau – you might recognize a few names. Yeah, some are pricey, but worth it (I’ll have tips later for college kids on getting speaker funding). Oh, and one, Ben Shapiro, I know reads this site (Hey, Ben!). He’s going to try and do Harvard Law school while doing speaking engagements, so everyone book him so he’s so busy he fails law school. One less lawyer! Muh ha ha ha!

Does the book have pictures?
IHeartSarahK!
Oooooo, push, shove, is it me?
We have a weiner!
Goshdarnit!
grumble, grumble
Oh well, I’ll try next time.
missed it by that much.
/don adams impression
Unbelievable. I don’t suppose there’s a consolation prize for second place?
That’s what I get for reading Frank’s funny stuff instead of hitting refresh over and over…
Is there any chance of bribing Frank with a funny story about the French?(it’s true too)
I knew it… I was trying to blog the greatest blog that was ever blogged so that when I became famous as the first winner in the contest, everybody would go read it. Alas, it is not so. Oh well. Perhaps some of you kind souls will go read it anyway. Please?
Ann Coulter should get more.
Boy-O-boy, Hannity’s price is certainly up there.
So how can we get you to speak, Frank J?!
First!
im just posting this so it remembers my info.
i always forget to click that stupid box.
me too bryan
Good idea.
Ben Shapiro and I were in an orchestra together around five, six years ago…
cool
Katie should win a consolation prize for saying she hearts me.
Geez, I missed the contest by a whole day…
Do you think Ann Coulter will do the happy dance for another $5K?