What’s the main thing delaying John Bolton from being made the U.S. ambassador to the U.N.?
His mustache. What is up with that?
UPDATE: Left-wing nuts agree! (thanks to reader Rusty Shackleford – sounds like an alias – for pointing that out)
What’s the main thing delaying John Bolton from being made the U.S. ambassador to the U.N.?
His mustache. What is up with that?
UPDATE: Left-wing nuts agree! (thanks to reader Rusty Shackleford – sounds like an alias – for pointing that out)
first!
I thought that the main thing delaying John Bolton from being made the U.S. ambassador to the U.N. was people confusing him with Michael Bolton. :o)
Dude,
That’s the same thing Atrios said…..
That ain’t no cookie duster!
He draws his superhuman UN-hating ability from that mustache. I hope he calls for an independant kick in the nuts for Kofi…and the French…and I mean all of France. I’d say all the men in France but that would just be silly. There are no men in France.
And if there are any men in France, there would be nothing for him to kick.
Yeah, but Atrios meant the Michael Bolton on “Office Space’
It is a moustache that says “don’t screw with me”. Very serious.
Saw some clips from the hearings today. Is it just me, or does he look bored when the Dems are asking their stupid questions or making speeches?
Classic.
Between his mustasche and his disheveled hair, I think he hates the UN so much he doesn’t have time for such petty activities such as grooming.
“Gotta shave and comb my hair…. NO TIME!!! Must destroy UN now! Anti-Diplomat, AWAY!”
i actually can’t bear to look at him. face for radio if ever there was one.
i’m a mean woman and shouldn’t be allowed out of the house or on the internet.
BEHOLD! The Power of The Mustache!
Hmmm…
Well I for one thing that thing should be bigger, in fact, dude should grow a Fumanchu moustache, and then wax the heck out of that sucker so it looks like even Bolton’s moustache is pissed at the UN and is rigid with indignation.
Man, that would be sweeeet!
I love the whole righteous indignation thing, and have faith in the Preisdent… but do we really wanna send the old guy from the beginning of Men In Black to the UN? I mean sure we wiped his memory out and he’s our willing pawn, but hasn’t he suffered enough?
mom always said I had the looks for radio.